If I can??

[samadams_1]

Who do you want me to get?

They wont post much, but I'd find a way to verify for you fuckers.
Start middle please.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

Jesus Christ. tia.

[Gutter]

lou ferrigno

[dolfan06]

Sarah Silverman

[fricker66]

Buddy Hackett:hyper:

[TK]

You guys actually know what he's talking about? :headscratch:

[Gutter]

You guys actually know what he's talking about? :headscratch:

SamAdams_1 know famous people TK, come on.

[TK]

SamAdams_1 know famous people TK, come on.

Please explain "start middle please".

I've never been able to start in the middle in all my years.

[samadams_1]

You guys actually know what he's talking about? :headscratch:
LMFAO and sorry you dont understand my posts....are you ok? 2 days now..

[Orgazmo]

Cowgirl Jenn :jerk:

[samadams_1]

Please explain "start middle please".

I've never been able to start in the middle in all my years.

No Toms for the girls and no Scarlett for the guys...

Just throw it out there, I'll see.....:screams:

[TK]

No Toms for the girls and no Scarlett for the guys...

Just throw it out there, I'll see.....:screams:

okay, now you're just intentionally trying to throw me off.

[Arnie]

Ur Mom

[fricker66]

No Toms for the girls and no Scarlett for the guys...

Just throw it out there, I'll see.....:screams:

So, B list is where we're headed?

OK, then! Bring on Chuck Woolery!:hyper:

[Gutter]

Hey SamAdams_1, you think you could get Wesley from Mr Belvidere to post here? Might be too much of a reach for you, but thought I'd ask.

[samadams_1]

okay, now you're just intentionally trying to throw me off.

Is this seroius or just bustin my balls? I've had my balls busted by better than you, lol..:|

[Gutter]

I really think this is Bmoney.:yes:

[samadams_1]

So, B list is where we're headed?

OK, then! Bring on Chuck Woolery!:hyper:

HE is B list..

FYI for you focker!!!

[TK]

Is this seroius or just bustin my balls? I've had my balls busted by better than you, lol..:|

No, I seriously have no clue as to what you're trying to say.

Start middle, no Toms or Scarletts, if I can.....all of it, no clue. It's like you're speaking in tongues.

[samadams_1]

I should just start a thread on this.....

A list is top 5 , ok

B list is anyone who can get work, but waits for something bigger

after that, they are all the same...

eta-I cant do a top 5..

[fricker66]

I think this thread would be better if Mr. Celebrity knew how to post coherent thoughts.:hyper:

Also, bring on Regis!

[TK]

I should just start a thread on this.....

A list is top 5 , ok

B list is anyone who can get work, but waits for something bigger

after that, they are all the same...

eta-I cant do a top 5..

You're gonna have to dumb it down a bit further for me.

Are you saying that you might be able to get a B list celebrity to post here? Or at least lurk?

If yes, post :yes:

If no, post :no:

[Gutter]

And for the love of God can you stop putting....in....between.....every.....fucking.... ..word...........................

[TK]

And for the love of God can you stop putting....in....between.....every.....fucking.... ..word...........................

Don't distract him. One thought at a time.

[kraziness]

Rashida Jones :drool:

[TK]

I guess my answer would be: go ahead and get any celebrity to post here. More than one, even.

I will sing your praises from the highest yadda yadda blah blah.

[dolfan06]

hey fellas? i'm not sure samadams has enough juice to be our token guy who knows celebrities-- thoughts?

[TK]

hey fellas? i'm not sure samadams has enough juice to be our token guy who knows celebrities-- thoughts?

Well, it appears that he thinks differently, and that's good enough for me.

[Gutter]

I'm beating off feverishly in the anticipation that a real celebrity will post words here. Maybe SamAdams_01 will post something good so I can finish.

[samadams_1]

OK. Back! Looking over on things.

[samadams_1]

And for the love of God can you stop putting....in....between.....every.....fucking.... ..word...........................

lol, coming from the guy who cant use a comma.

[TK]

OK. Back! Looking over on things.

Alright! :hyper:

Also, I almost understood that entire post! Well done!

[fricker66]

So, after you convince them to post here, could you have one of them attend my daughter's first birthday party dressed as a clown?:hyper: TIA.

[kraziness]

So, he's short so he has to stand on things, in order to look OVER them :dunno:

[samadams_1]

Yes. A sober agent in southern california can be a rare find. I understand all of my posts from the last day. Maybe not a good sign.

I like to ramble.Knock me for that. The grammer, from you fuckers? Guess what, I got it. Tread lightly please, I'm trying to be nice here.

eta- changed my mind-no longer here

[finnmaccoul]

Nicole Richie

[TK]

eta- changed my mind-no longer here

Apparently "unflappable" means something else in his language.

[CMT]

Apparently "unflappable" means something else in his language.


I wonder what the fock "grammer" is? :headscratch:

[kraziness]

I wonder what the fock "grammer" is? :headscratch:

Slang for graham cracker.

[S.D. Jones]

samadams' brother got all the good looks. also, he is a dead fetus.

[Burt]

If yes, post :yes:

If no, post :no:

:D

[samadams_1]

No. I was trying. Could, but. No.

:hyper: YOU all love my broken sentences so much. I can't stop!!

[Class 6]

Cowgirl Jenn :jerk:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/RassmonRobb/Jenn%20in%20Hogtown/PICT0020.jpg

Class 6 > samadams_1

[samadams_1]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/RassmonRobb/Jenn%20in%20Hogtown/PICT0020.jpg

Class 6 > samadams_1

Is this a request?

[Franknbeans]

Jay Mohr

[TK]

Some threads you just have to nominate solely for the fucked-upedness contained within them.

[Jim Mora]

You might have some luck with Star Jones, she's looking for work and a cheeseburger.