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RustySyringes
05-25-2006, 12:01 AM
http://msn.foxsports.com/motor/pgStory?contentId=5592266&pageNumber=15

WOULD YOU LICK IT?

WELL, WOULD YOU FUCKING LICK THAT SWEATY SHIT OR WHAT????

:hyper:
Zen
05-25-2006, 12:22 AM
You're a redneck.

HTH!@!
Orgazmo
05-25-2006, 12:22 AM
I'm thinking about it! Stop pressuring me!@# :madani:
CMT
05-25-2006, 12:29 AM
I have never even been on a single date with a girl less attractive than her. I don't get the fascination. :headscratch:
Zen
05-25-2006, 02:34 AM
I have never even been on a single date with a girl less attractive than her. I don't get the fascination. :headscratch:

SHE RACES CARS AND STUFF, YEEEEEAW!!!@!@#!
Burt
05-25-2006, 11:33 AM
I'd stick a tongue in her ass right after she finished taking a beer shit. :yes:
samadams_1
05-25-2006, 11:38 AM
My girlfriend runs 3-5 miles every morning. The best sweetness of her is the taste after.

So, how is my fucking grammer today?
TK
05-25-2006, 01:19 PM
My girlfriend runs 3-5 miles every morning. The best sweetness of her is the taste after.

So, how is my fucking grammer today?

Grammar = C+

Propensity to make me want to vomit = A+
samadams_1
05-25-2006, 01:26 PM
Grammar = C+

Propensity to make me want to vomit = A+
I see I have lost your interest. You didn't even attempt to correct my spelling. Sad.

That was clever. You did what I asked. I love the word propensity. Solid use. I thank you for the A+ and will try to never let you down again.
TK
05-25-2006, 01:43 PM
I see I have lost your interest.

If you're referring to your ability to bring a celebrity of some sort here, well, the proof's in the pudding. I'll believe it when I see it. And other pertinent clichés.
RustySyringes
05-25-2006, 02:39 PM
I'd stick a tongue in her ass right after she finished taking a beer shit. :yes:

See, now that's what I'm fucking talking about.

After 500 laps, that pussy and ass are as ripe as a brown banana.

So what are you going to do?

You're going to stick your tongue in that, get all over your face, swallow it and ask for seconds.

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DO!!!!

:bite:
Franknbeans
05-25-2006, 02:42 PM
See, now that's what I'm fucking talking about.

After 500 laps, that pussy and ass are as ripe as a brown banana.

So what are you going to do?

You're going to stick your tongue in that, get all over your face, swallow it and ask for seconds.

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DO!!!!

:bite:

Clearly, you're masking your latent homosexual tendencies :sadbanana:
Birdseed
05-25-2006, 03:22 PM
http://indymotorspeedway.com/danica.htm

:jerk:
jerryskids
05-25-2006, 04:24 PM
I would do it just to tell my friends I did it. If I had any. :|

I wonder though, if with all of that vibration and excitement, she has ever orgasmed during a race? :hyper:
t.j
05-25-2006, 05:54 PM
yes
TK
05-25-2006, 06:21 PM
yes

I had no idea you were a lesbo.
SigEp316
05-25-2006, 06:22 PM
:nono:
Gutter
05-25-2006, 06:25 PM
I had no idea you were a lesbo.

:lol:
EMoney
05-25-2006, 06:46 PM
yes and her asshole.
JScott
05-25-2006, 06:51 PM
Sure, where do you think the term "special sauce" come from :D
fricker66
05-25-2006, 06:52 PM
Sure, where do you think the term "special sauce" come from :D

Billie Jean King?:dunno:
S.D. Jones
05-25-2006, 09:24 PM
I don't like this thread. Off you go.
EMoney
05-25-2006, 10:07 PM
Was it the ass eating that put it over the top for you SD?
S.D. Jones
05-25-2006, 10:53 PM
Was it the ass eating that put it over the top for you SD?

Damage had been done before that.