Effin' A....Somebody BRING THE SPICE@#! [Archive]

06-07-2006, 09:07 PM

One cannot force the spice. One must wait until spice presents itself.

~Confucius

SigEp316

06-07-2006, 09:21 PM

One cannot force the spice. One must wait until spice presents itself.

~Confucius
you didn't bring the hammer today :sadbanana:

fricker66

06-07-2006, 09:35 PM

you didn't bring the hammer today :sadbanana:

Also, his movie trivia was about as exciting as Teen Wolf.

SigEp316

06-07-2006, 09:49 PM

Also, his movie trivia was about as exciting as Teen Wolf.
yeah...my Howard the Duck reference was the best thing in that thread.

:weary:

Zen

06-07-2006, 09:50 PM

:screams:

I can't wait until Gutter comes back to day shift...

I agree. There's nothing more interesting than an eternally angry yuppy midget. :rolleyes:

This place needs volume. What the hell happened to all the traffic at FFT? From what they say at the Sanctuary, FFT is pretty dead too. But so is FAI, thedanzone and the Sancutary.

So where the fock is everyone? FBG?

:mad:

Zen

06-07-2006, 09:51 PM

But I still believe this place is just one "I beat the shit out of my father-in-law's dog" thread away from stardom.

Bank on it! :hyper:

SigEp316

06-07-2006, 09:54 PM

But I still believe this place is just one "I beat the shit out of my father-in-law's dog" thread away from stardom.

Bank on it! :hyper:

this is the best thing you've said in a long time. :lol:

good one zen :hugmeat:

Jessy

06-07-2006, 09:55 PM

But I still believe this place is just one "I beat the shit out of my father-in-law's dog" thread away from stardom.

Bank on it! :hyper:

I promise that the next time a convicted (but innocent!) rapist's friend messages me on Friendster, that I will engage in a pen pal relationship with said convicted (but innocent!) rapist.

SigEp316

06-07-2006, 09:57 PM

I promise that the next time a convicted (but innocent!) rapist's friend messages me on Friendster, that I will engage in a pen pal relationship with said convicted (but innocent!) rapist.

everytime you post...I think about a dairy cow.

I don't know why...but I do, I guess it's because you're up there in Wisconsin/Minnesota area...

you seriously remind me of dairy products.

Jessy

06-07-2006, 09:59 PM

everytime you post...I think about a dairy cow.

I don't know why...but I do, I guess it's because you're up there in Wisconsin/Minnesota area...

you seriously remind me of dairy products.

Right.

Zen

06-07-2006, 10:03 PM

everytime you post...I think about a dairy cow.

I don't know why...but I do, I guess it's because you're up there in Wisconsin/Minnesota area...

you seriously remind me of dairy products.

:headscratch:

Yea. Um, for some reason every time you post Sigep, I think of McBokonon's manjuice all over an asian hooker.

I don't know why....but I do, I guess it's because you're in Vegas

you seriously remind me of dried semen on a whore.

:wigglypea:

fricker66

06-07-2006, 10:10 PM

This place needs volume. What the hell happened to all the traffic at FFT? From what they say at the Sanctuary, FFT is pretty dead too. But so is FAI, thedanzone and the Sancutary.

So where the fock is everyone? FBG?

:mad:

Maybe people are growing up, gaining responsibility and actually working. I doubt it, but it's a theory.

Zen

06-07-2006, 10:12 PM

Maybe people are growing up, gaining responsibility and actually working. I doubt it, but it's a theory.

Yea. It's amazing what the FFT AIDS will do to man's sense of responsiblity. :yes:

SigEp316

06-07-2006, 10:13 PM

Right.

nothing personal...heiffer :hyper:

Jessy

06-07-2006, 10:34 PM

nothing personal...heiffer :hyper:

As we all know, my entire sense of self-worth derives solely from your opinion of me. So, I'm completely devastated and all that.

fricker66

06-07-2006, 10:38 PM

As we all know, my entire sense of self-worth derives solely from your opinion of me. So, I'm completely devastated and all that.

For what it's worth, I also think you suck.:D

SigEp316

06-07-2006, 10:42 PM

For what it's worth, I also think you suck.:D
:highfive:

this could get out of hand quickly....

Zen

06-08-2006, 01:04 AM

It's winning threads like these that keep the masses droving in and in no way make people think FAI is an ugly offspring of the Sanctuary.

Keep up the good work, fellas. :clap:

Gutter

06-08-2006, 02:13 AM

this is the best thing you've said in a long time. :lol:

good one zen :hugmeat:

this one cut me deep, brutus.

Also, it's pretty clear that I am the only one around these days that can bring the traffic and bring the funny.

Gutter

06-08-2006, 02:15 AM

For what it's worth, I also think you suck.:D

I think you suck too jessy, how bout dem apples?

mcbokonon

06-08-2006, 02:51 AM

GONG!

06-08-2006, 12:53 PM

I think Jessy's one of the best female posters in all of the internets.

06-08-2006, 01:02 PM

This place needs volume. What the hell happened to all the traffic at FFT? From what they say at the Sanctuary, FFT is pretty dead too. But so is FAI, thedanzone and the Sancutary.

So where the fock is everyone? FBG?

:mad:

It's a tip that summer.

Our user activity spiked right when the LoD started frafting, and then tapered off. Leads me to believe that once preseason rolls around, we'll be hopping again.

It's all about the football.

Jessy

06-08-2006, 03:26 PM

I think you suck too jessy, how bout dem apples?

I'd have to question everything in my life if you thought I didn't suck.

Zen

06-08-2006, 03:59 PM

this one cut me deep, brutus.

Also, it's pretty clear that I am the only one around these days that can bring the traffic and bring the funny.

Holy crap, where do I start?

A. It's a tip that if you get fake cans, Sigep will leave his wife for you. Go DD. Everyone knows little people with huge cans get the dudes.

B. Ego alert! Can I get a photoshop of Gutter as a bobblehead? We need 56 over here, STAT!

:hyper:

Zen

06-08-2006, 04:11 PM

Booooooooooo! This thread was one bobblehead pic away from 5 stars!@! :screams:

SigEp316

06-08-2006, 05:05 PM

It's a tip that summer.

Our user activity spiked right when the LoD started frafting, and then tapered off. Leads me to believe that once preseason rolls around, we'll be hopping again.

It's all about the football.

so what you're saying is....you live and die by the LOD....you should be more polite to us. :hmpf:

06-08-2006, 05:15 PM

so what you're saying is....you live and die by the LOD....you should be more polite to us. :hmpf:

I'm polite to everyone, Nancy. :rolleyes:

Dr. Rosenpenis

06-08-2006, 05:17 PM

B. Ego alert! Can I get a photoshop of Gutter as a bobblehead? We need 56 over here, STAT!

:hyper:

:weary:

Gutter

06-08-2006, 06:46 PM

:weary:

There are times that I think that he makes posts like this to be clever, but more than often I assume he's just a moron.

Dr. Rosenpenis

06-08-2006, 06:48 PM

There are times that I think that he makes posts like this to be clever, but more than often I assume he's just a moron.

zen = not so bright :yes:

SigEp316

06-09-2006, 05:12 PM

longest thread I've ever had at FAzzzzzzzz.....

SigEp316

06-14-2006, 12:46 AM

this place fuckin' sucks today...:sad:

EMoney

06-14-2006, 06:33 AM

SigEp316

06-14-2006, 10:22 PM

:D

I think it's about time this thing moves back over to YOUR MOM@#!

:hyper:

06-15-2006, 12:58 PM

I think it's about time this thing moves back over to YOUR MOM@#!

:hyper:

This would set a precedent that would make the Cuban thing look like.........something weak in comparison.

SigEp316

06-15-2006, 04:36 PM

This would set a precedent that would make the Cuban thing look like.........something weak in comparison.

seriously....it's time to move it back :jig:

06-15-2006, 05:40 PM

seriously....it's time to move it back :jig:

Seriously......no.

:woot: