Frenchman In The Office

[Bill Swerski]

We just hired a new Java programmer, I was overruled by my boss and he decided to hire a guy named Pierre-Albert Ducasse. He's a fucking dick. :screams:

When he talks, he sounds exactly like the scuba diver in "Along Came Polly". I'm waiting for him to tell me the story of the hippo. :damnyou:

Also, the guy I wanted to hire was from Pittsburgh, had a mullet, and loved Megadeth. He would have been a ton of fun to have in the office. He even owned a fucking Camaro!

Now, I have a frenchman who looks and dresses like Team Revell. :screams:

[SigEp316]

spicy:hyper:

[Gutter]

Whenever I hear a frenchman talk I picture Jean Paul from Cheers, "Hey Woody, I'm going to steal your girlfriend"

[Dick Hertz]

Maybe he knows html and can help you guys with the color scheme. :hyper:

[Bill Swerski]

Whenever I hear a frenchman talk I picture Jean Paul from Cheers, "Hey Woody, I'm going to steal your girlfriend"

"Scar-a-dee cat, scare-a-dee cat!@!#"

:hyper:

[Gutter]

Also the guys name was Henri, not john paul :damnyou:

[dolfan06]

I bet he has such a high opinion of himself that he's completely insufferable and has no people skills. I don't know how someone like that gets hired by your company.

[Steebo]

2 weeks ago there was a Frenchman at my work to give a demonstration on some new eqipment.

His name was Bertram Berry.:yes:

[SigEp316]

take him out for a burger and some freedom fries

[Dick Hertz]

:D take him out for a burger and some freedom fries


I think we have our first banning nominee. :hyper:

[Bill Swerski]

I bet he has such a high opinion of himself that he's completely insufferable and has no people skills. I don't know how someone like that gets hired by your company.

I know, you'd think this place would have some fucking standards! People of my skill level and intelligence should not be burdened with this type of insufferable jackoff. :D

Also, I'm his manager and I will proceed to make his life a miserable hell. I just sent him out to get coffee for everyone.

He said: "Coff-eee? Where do I get thees coff-eeee?" I then made fun of him and told him to figure it out.

He's going to hate me. :hyper:

[Gutter]

I know, you'd think this place would have some fucking standards! People of my skill level and intelligence should not be burdened with this type of insufferable jackoff. :D

Also, I'm his manager and I will proceed to make his life a miserable hell. I just sent him out to get coffee for everyone.

He said: "Coff-eee? Where do I get thees coff-eeee?" I then made fun of him and told him to figure it out.

He's going to hate me. :hyper:

The joy of managing code monkeys. :|

[Bill Swerski]

The joy of managing code monkeys. :|

The joy of it is that I rarely have to speak with them.

[dolfan06]

I know, you'd think this place would have some fucking standards! People of my skill level and intelligence should not be burdened with this type of insufferable jackoff. :D

Also, I'm his manager and I will proceed to make his life a miserable hell. I just sent him out to get coffee for everyone.

He said: "Coff-eee? Where do I get thees coff-eeee?" I then made fun of him and told him to figure it out.

He's going to hate me. :hyper:

:D

Your our JAVA guy you fucking frog!@# GET IT?!@#

[Unknown_Soldier]

We just hired a new Java programmer, I was overruled by my boss and he decided to hire a guy named Pierre-Albert Ducasse. He's a fucking dick. :screams:

When he talks, he sounds exactly like the scuba diver in "Along Came Polly". I'm waiting for him to tell me the story of the hippo. :damnyou:

Also, the guy I wanted to hire was from Pittsburgh, had a mullet, and loved Megadeth. He would have been a ton of fun to have in the office. He even owned a fucking Camaro!

Now, I have a frenchman who looks and dresses like Team Revell. :screams:

That sucks. You just know the mullet-sporting shut-in would love to drink and tell raucous stories that he makes up on the fly whereas Frenchy McFrenchman is just going to try to use his job title and ultra-sweet coding skills to get all the chicks all the while acting all snooty to the Americans.

Megadeth :points:

[DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$]

Megadeth :points:

as TK would say... BORTHUAR!@# or some crap like that!@# :hugs:



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[PartyHair]

:D

Your our JAVA guy you fucking frog!@# GET IT?!@#

:lool: