Cans

[fricker66]

I went to a 6th birthday party for one of my son's classmates yesterday. The one set of parents showed up together, and the wife had incredible cans, and she was letting them air out in a v-neck sweater. I found myself drawn to them like a bee to nectar, and kept staring. I was quite mezmerized, and also quite fearful that the husband was going to catch me in mid-gawk.:eek:

[SigEp316]

and also quite fearful that the husband was going to catch me in mid-gawk.:eek:

the husband is prolly used to it...My buddy and I always get a chuckle when we're out with our wives, we walk behind them and watch everyone stare at their ginormous boobies. Then they see us and are perplexed with the ol' "what are those chicks doing with those tools"

:mime:

[Bill Swerski]

the husband is prolly used to it...My buddy and I always get a chuckle when we're out with our wives, we walk behind them and watch everyone stare at their ginormous boobies. Then they see us and are perplexed with the ol' "what are those chicks doing with those tools"

They're probably thinking that you have enough money to buy her a huge set of fake tits and they pity you for your off the rack wardrobe from Structure and your fag jewelry.

[SigEp316]

They're probably thinking that you have enough money to buy her a huge set of fake tits and they pity you for your off the rack wardrobe from Structure and your fag jewelry.

it's express for men now...not structure:hmpf

[GlennDizzle]

I went to a 6th birthday party for one of my son's classmates yesterday. The one set of parents showed up together, and the wife had incredible cans, and she was letting them air out in a v-neck sweater. I found myself drawn to them like a bee to nectar, and kept staring. I was quite mezmerized, and also quite fearful that the husband was going to catch me in mid-gawk.:eek:

That's when you volunteer to play "photographer" and proceed to sneak those puppies in the background of a few dozen shots of the party.

Then you post them here.

[Gutter]

That's when you volunteer to play "photographer" and proceed to sneak those puppies in the background of a few dozen shots of the party.

Then you post them here.

:unsure:

[Autumn Wind]

That's when you volunteer to play "photographer" and proceed to sneak those puppies in the background of a few dozen shots of the party.

Then you post them here.

fricker's too high class for that. Now Gutter, he's just the type of lowlife to pull that stunt off.

[Bill Swerski]

That's when you volunteer to play "photographer" and proceed to sneak those puppies in the background of a few dozen shots of the party.

Then you post them here.

Fricker seems to know a lot of MILF's yet never provides photo evidence of said MILF's and generally acts like a Priest. :weary:

[fricker66]

Also, I talked to her and she was dumb as a rock.:points:

[fricker66]

Fricker seems to know a lot of MILF's yet never provides photo evidence of said MILF's

I don't know them -- I run into them at parties, etc.

Also, on Saturday, my son's school had a bowling outing, and there were 3 or 4 really hot moms. The one was wearing skin-tight jeans and a belly shirt, and was bowling in the lane next to mine. It was quite distracting...really ruined my ability to concentrate on my bowling.:damnyou:

[Dick Hertz]

I don't know them -- I run into them at parties, etc.

Also, on Saturday, my son's school had a bowling outing, and there were 3 or 4 really hot moms. The one was wearing skin-tight jeans and a belly shirt, and was bowling in the lane next to mine. It was quite distracting...really ruined my ability to concentrate on my bowling.:damnyou:


At least you got to rub your balls and not look out of place.

[Steebo]

Me and some of my buddies were playing paintball last Saturday at a field in the area. Besides us there was some other groups there including about 7 or 8 kids about 14 - 18 years old.

In between games a car pulls up and this woman gets out with an AC/DC shirt covering her most abundant rack. I say to one of my buddies "Look at the tits on that bitch".

What I didnt realize is that there was a kid behind me that also had to have heard what I said. He walked over to her and said "Mom, just a couple more games, please?"

:damnyou:

[paulinstl]

Last week on my Birthday, two of my female friends flashed me their cans.

:drool:

[Gutter]

Last week on my Birthday, two of my female friends flashed me their cans.

:drool:

ah, the pity flash.

[paulinstl]

ah, the pity flash.


Still boobies right?

:yes:

[Dick Hertz]

Still boobies right?

:yes:

You are much more in need of a real doll than I thought.

[OB]

Me and some of my buddies were playing paintball last Saturday at a field in the area. Besides us there was some other groups there including about 7 or 8 kids about 14 - 18 years old.

In between games a car pulls up and this woman gets out with an AC/DC shirt covering her most abundant rack. I say to one of my buddies "Look at the tits on that bitch".

What I didnt realize is that there was a kid behind me that also had to have heard what I said. He walked over to her and said "Mom, just a couple more games, please?"

:damnyou:
How old was the kid? 16? It's Alabamy, so that would make the mom around 31? Eh, the kid's friends have probably already banged her, so he's used to people talking about his mom's tits.

[torridjoe]

How old was the kid? 16? It's Alabamy, so that would make the mom around 31? Eh, the kid's friends have probably already banged her, so he's used to people talking about his mom's tits.


Hey Ted, remember when I took your mom to the pro...
Shut UP, Bill!

:D