Weird Habits?

[Bill Swerski]

Evidently, I have an assload of OCD like habits that drive my coworkers insane. I had a staff meeing today in which I encouraged everyone to air their grievances with one another and asked for each person to submit three things they would like to change about each of their coworkers into a box. I then pulled them out one by one and read them out loud. This was the idea of the HR guy who feels I work my employees too hard and they need an opportunity to vent. Yeah, this wasn't a good idea...

A couple of the things my coworkers hate about me:

1.) The volume of my voice, evidently, I talk too loud. They feel like they are always being screamed at...which leads to...

2.) I never tell them they are doing a good job and I yell at them too often.

3.) I'm not respectful of diverse cultures. Whatever the fuck that means. :rolleyes:

4.) I click my pen incessantly, like hundreds of times during the course of a meeting

5.) I talk over people and tell them that their ideas suck

I then went home and asked my wife to do the same thing, list some things about me that drive you nuts...this was her list:

- The fact that I can't take the first box/bottle/etc from the shelf in a store. I always have to take the one behind the front item.

- I have developed a method of eating cold cereal whereby I finish both the cereal and the milk at the same time. I refuse to chase cereal bits with my spoon, or to drink leftover milk.

- Everything on my desk and dresser need to be in symmetrical order

- Hangars need to be spaced evenly across the entire closet and all shirts must face to the right

This is in addition to my own personal habits that drive me nuts...

- I always tap my foot/hand/leg/whatever when I'm concentrating on something. When I realize that I'm doing it, I have to tap the other F/H/L/W the same number of times, as near as I can get it. Otherwise it's not fair and the untapped F/H/L/W feels left out and disappointed. :sadbanana:

- I cannot leave the car if the radio is at commercial. If I were to leave when a commercial were playing, a commercial wouldbe playing when I started up the car and that just irritates me.

- I clean my glasses at least four time an hour. It's done in this bizarre order and if I devaite from the order, I have to start over again. Take glasses off, place them on desk, rub eyes, pick up glasses, apply cleaning cloth to right lens, left lens, nosepiece, right lens, left lens, place back on desk. Clean left lens again, right lens, put glasses back on.:hyper:

Evidently, I'm a fucking bizarre human being. Please tell me I am not alone and that some of you have a bizarre quirk. :sadbanana:

[CMT]

- Hangars need to be spaced evenly across the entire closet and all shirts must face to the right


- I always tap my foot/hand/leg/whatever when I'm concentrating on something. When I realize that I'm doing it, I have to tap the other F/H/L/W the same number of times, as near as I can get it. Otherwise it's not fair and the untapped F/H/L/W feels left out and disappointed. :sadbanana:



:highfive: BROTHER@#$$

[Unknown_Soldier]

- I always tap my foot/hand/leg/whatever when I'm concentrating on something. When I realize that I'm doing it, I have to tap the other F/H/L/W the same number of times, as near as I can get it. Otherwise it's not fair and the untapped F/H/L/W feels left out and disappointed. :sadbanana:


I do stuff similar to this. Usually it's blinking when I'm driving. I'll take arbitrary things (driveways, duration between cars going in the opposite direction, spaces between those stick-like dividers on the highway) and blink in left, right succession as many times as possible as long as I get the pair in - and I'll count the pairs. And yes, I only do this if I'm in the car alone.

Or if I notice that I blink one eye by itself too many times, I'll start blinking the other to make up for it.

Despite charging my gas, I still stop the pump on an even dollar figure (no cents).

I'm sure there are many others

[Orgazmo]

5.) I talk over people and tell them that their ideas suck

The Ray Perkins of Google. :D

[EMoney]

- I cannot leave the car if the radio is at commercial. If I were to leave when a commercial were playing, a commercial wouldbe playing when I started up the car and that just irritates me.

:unsure:

[DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$]

you guys are all crazy!@#$$@# http://www.horriblewords.com/forum/Smileys/default/crazy.gif


all i do is pick at my scalp and pull all my hair out all the time. :D i try to stop, lord knows i try... but dammit it needs pickingi and pulling!@#:screams: :screams: :screams:



9,988 to go.....

[mcbokonon]

The volume on my TV has to always be set at an even number.



Also!@# I knew this guy that went to the Art Institute of Pittsburgh and he was always blinking his eyes, usually one at a time, like he was winking at everything in site. "Hey, everything in site! I want to have sex with you!@#" winkwinkwink


So, I asked him about it one day and he said he winked his eye one day, then he felt unbalanced and had to wink the other eye and then BAM!@## years later he was still trying to find his eyelid balance. I hope he found his eyelid balance. :pray:

[futboljugador]

I don't know that I purposely or consciously do anything...

But I always find patterns in numbers, sometimes in letters, in shadows, randomly dropped things.
numbers, phone numbers, stats, randomly assigned numbers like SSN's. And it happens almost instantly when I hear or see it. I deal with students and colleges at work and so this happens all the time. I usually remember the numbers for a while too. My brain is funny like that.

I also remember every phone number I've ever had and those of some of my childhood friends since kindergarten.

If I'm scared/nervous, I touch the septum of my nose and it has a calming effect. I never realize I do it though.

I have a thing with odd numbers, especially the number 11.

[TK]

I'm down with the radio commercial thing. I can't turn off the car when it's on a commercial.

Also, same thing with TV. Whenever I get up to do anything, it always has to be on something I want to watch. The thought of Lifetime being on while I take a leak seriously disturbes me. I've also had panic attacks when someone rings my doorbell while I'm looking for something to watch. I can't get up to answer it without something worthy being on, so whoever it is has to wait while I blitz thru the channels.

The cereal/milk thing gets me as well. Whenever I end up with a surplus of milk after eating a bowl, I fill it back up with enough cereal to cover the remainder. Then eat it. Even if I'm not hungry.

:unsure:

[Unknown_Soldier]

I'm actually the opposite on the radio commercial thing. I don't want to get out of the car or house unless it's on a commercial. That way when I'm walking to my car or into work, I'm only missing commercials. :dunno:

[TK]

I'm actually the opposite on the radio commercial thing. I don't want to get out of the car or house unless it's on a commercial. That way when I'm walking to my car or into work, I'm only missing commercials. :dunno:

Well that's just completely focked up. :rolleyes:

[CMT]

Can we rename this board "Whatever OCD issues you have, WERE LOTS CRAZIER@#$#" ?


:mime:

[Dick Hertz]

- all shirts must face to the right



I never realize I do this until now. I also do the same with coats.

That's the only one I have so I guess the rest of you are just fucking weirdos. :D

[DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$]

if the doorbell or phone rings whilst i'm watching tv i just pause it. :dopey:

also.... who the fock listens to the RADIO in their car!@#$@#$ :rolleyes:


also, i have to have any message bored i'm at be completely free of unopened threads, even if that means opening them all and not reading them just to clear the new post icon or wadever.

[Gutter]

I'm not at all surprised to learn that Swerski's code monkey's hate him.

Also this thread has taught me I'm pretty fucking normal. I don't do any of that shit.:hyper:

[Dick Hertz]

even if that means opening them all and not reading them just to clear the new post icon or wadever.


Good Luck!

Swerski made it so the new Icon always comes back. I guess we will see you around here alot. :yes:

[TK]

Good Luck!

Swerski made it so the new Icon always comes back. I guess we will see you around here alot. :yes:

It's fixed, dammit!!!@#

:twak:

[Autumn Wind]

So is this the bastard child of the "List Embarrassing Things About Yourself" thread from the Sanctuary?

[S.D. Jones]

Is any of this grounds for termination? Are you going to be looking towards FAI to provide your sole means of income?

[fervid ro]

I'm not at all surprised to learn that Swerski's code monkey's hate him.

Also this thread has taught me I'm pretty fucking normal. I don't do any of that shit.:hyper:
me neither and I'm a reputed "focking lunatic."

I always thought of Swerski as a big teddy bear type in person that doesn't say much. But runs to message boards to tear others new assholes. Guess I was wrong. Also torridjoe does the yelling thing too. He talks so loud it seems like he's yelling but he'll argue "I'm NOT YELLING." Even his whisper is loud.
drummers. ..

[S.D. Jones]

me neither and I'm a reputed "focking lunatic."

I always thought of Swerski as a big teddy bear type in person that doesn't say much. But runs to message boards to tear others new assholes. Guess I was wrong. Also torridjoe does the yelling thing too. He talks so loud it seems like he's yelling but he'll argue "I'm NOT YELLING." Even his whisper is loud.
drummers. ..

I refuse to believe a word of this. :hmpf

[Gutter]

me neither and I'm a reputed "focking lunatic."



No offense, but you are a fucking lunatic, hth.

[kraziness]

I'm actually the opposite on the radio commercial thing. I don't want to get out of the car or house unless it's on a commercial. That way when I'm walking to my car or into work, I'm only missing commercials. :dunno:

:yes:

Seriously, who wants to sit and listen to a commercial, and then turn the car off when a song comes on.

I try and keep my hanger facing the same direction :dunno:

[fervid ro]

No offense, but you are a fucking lunatic, hth.
and yet i function exceedingly well.

:yes:

[Bill Swerski]

I'm not at all surprised to learn that Swerski's code monkey's hate him.

Also this thread has taught me I'm pretty fucking normal. I don't do any of that shit.:hyper:

You're god damned right that those freakshows hate me!@#@

As long as they meet the arbitrary deadlines I set for them (which are two weeks sooner than the real deadlines), I don't give one rat's ass what they think. :hyper:

BACK TO WORK CODE MONKEY!#!#! :screams:

[torridjoe]

I'm actually the opposite on the radio commercial thing. I don't want to get out of the car or house unless it's on a commercial. That way when I'm walking to my car or into work, I'm only missing commercials. :dunno:

Thank you. WTF waits for music to come on, to get out of the car? :unsure:

[torridjoe]

me neither and I'm a reputed "focking lunatic."

I always thought of Swerski as a big teddy bear type in person that doesn't say much. But runs to message boards to tear others new assholes. Guess I was wrong. Also torridjoe does the yelling thing too. He talks so loud it seems like he's yelling but he'll argue "I'm NOT YELLING." Even his whisper is loud.
drummers. ..

I don't have any of those OCD things, but I do talk loudly. I'm a big guy with a big voice. And my 'stage whisper' carries to the balcony, it's true.

Fervid has the jimmy leg, and she also talks loudly--on the cell phone. No matter where or when or what the connection's like, I hold the cell a good 3-4 inches from my ear when she calls.

[SigEp316]

- I make a sound with my mouf when I'm thinking or problem solving

- I have to have the volume set on an even number or a number divisible by 5

- I have my car washed approx. 3 times a week and clean brake dust from the wheels every morning

- I have to cut all of the fat from my boneless chicken breasts and can't allow my food to touch

I'm sure there's more.... :sadbanana:

[Autumn Wind]

- I have to have the volume set on an even number or a number divisible by 5


Are you definitely a very good driver? :hyper:

[TK]

- I have to cut all of the fat from my boneless chicken breasts and can't allow my food to touch


Aren't all chicken breasts, by nature, boneless? :unsure:

[SigEp316]

Are you definitely a very good driver? :hyper:

:sadbanana:

[TK]

Are you definitely a very good driver? :hyper:

I thought the same thing.

Sig, which night is cheese ball night? :hyper:

[SigEp316]

Aren't all chicken breasts, by nature, boneless? :unsure:

http://akimages.crossmediaservices.com/dyn_li/200.0.88.0/www_p2ionline_com/CMS/NewPhase/data/images/1314759_2249687.jpg

Bone in chicken breast.... :dumbjim:

[SigEp316]

I thought the same thing.

Sig, which night is cheese ball night? :hyper:

:sadbanana:

[Autumn Wind]

Uh oh, fart.

:|

[TK]

http://akimages.crossmediaservices.com/dyn_li/200.0.88.0/www_p2ionline_com/CMS/NewPhase/data/images/1314759_2249687.jpg

Bone in chicken breast.... :dumbjim:

Yeah, but the actual breast part. No bones!

[kraziness]

Yeah, but the actual breast part. No bones!

If you were to go and get fried chicken, white meat- would one of the pieces not be a breast? Would that breast not have a bone?

Directions on boning a chicken breast (http://www.hormel.com/templates/knowledge/knowledge.asp?catitemid=26&id=389) :giggle:

[SigEp316]

If you were to go and get fried chicken, white meat- would one of the pieces not be a breast? Would that breast not have a bone?

Directions on boning a chicken breast (http://www.hormel.com/templates/knowledge/knowledge.asp?catitemid=26&id=389) :giggle:

got damn it...funs over:wigglypea:

[kraziness]

got damn it...funs over:wigglypea:

My bad, I thought that the fun was to prove that TK doesn't know jack about chicken. Stupid TK and his non-chicken knowing ways.

[TK]

My bad, I thought that the fun was to prove that TK doesn't know jack about chicken. Stupid TK and his non-chicken knowing ways.

:screams: THE "BREAST" PART IS JUST THE MEAT, THE BONES ARE THE BREAST PLATE DABNABBITALLTOHECK!!@@!#!@ :screams:

[kraziness]

:screams: THE "BREAST" PART IS JUST THE MEAT, THE BONES ARE THE BREAST PLATE DABNABBITALLTOHECK!!@@!#!@ :screams:

THEN WHY IS HORMEL TRAINING ME TO BONE THE BREAST?!? Aside from the obvious fun :hyper:

[TK]

THEN WHY IS HORMEL TRAINING ME TO BONE THE BREAST?!? Aside from the obvious fun :hyper:

:screams: IT'S SHOWING YOU HOW TO CUT THE BREAST AWAY FROM THE BREASTPLATERWTRWUTKNGKLNFGKQL!!@!@@!##@!:screams:

[Dick Hertz]

All this posting talent and there are only 51 people so far. Should be fun when we hit 1,000. :hyper:

[TD Ryan]

:screams: THE "BREAST" PART IS JUST THE MEAT, THE BONES ARE THE BREAST PLATE DABNABBITALLTOHECK!!@@!#!@ :screams:

:twak:

YOU WRONG MUTHAFUKKA !
"Chicken Breast" by its definition contains the bones.

"Boneless Chicken Breast" is so named because it does not have the bones.

*** the same naming conventions also apply to turkey.


alsoalso, to keep on point:

I'm a Zit nurturer.
If it's on a spot that:
a. noone can see
b. isn't too painful (bicep or shoulder is a good spot)

I'll nurture that fukker...lube it with a hershey bar daily if needed... like a school boy setting up all his army-men for the ultimate war.
By day 3 or 4, it takes a lot of will power to abstain from popping it. And then, when you finally do, it's over quick and all, but there's a tremendous amount of gratification to it.

[kraziness]

:screams: [SIZE="4"][B][I]RWTRWUTKNGKLNFGKQL

http://www.foothillsdesign.com/geeks/Smileys/smilies/headscratch.gif


run with the rusty wrench until the knife's not going killing like nobody's freaking gay Korn quollection laugh's? :unsure:

:mime:

[TK]

:twak:

YOU WRONG MUTHAFUKKA !
"Chicken Breast" by its definition contains the bones.

"Boneless Chicken Breast" is so named because it does not have the bones.

*** the same naming conventions also apply to turkey.

:weary:

"Chicken Breast" is the cut of meat, which encompasses both the breast and the breastplate.

See what I was doing, and you fockers JUST CAN'T LET GO OF!!@#, was being literal. In a literal sense, the breast is solely the meat...

AND NOT!@@#ING ELS#@!$$!E!!@!@!@#!@

[TD Ryan]

and chicken wings don't have bones?
chicken legs?
chicken thighs?

all chicken parts are "bone-in" unless specifically labeled "Boneless".

hthokbye!

[torridjoe]

must...not...enter...ridiculous...semantic...argum ent...about...fowl.

:wigglypea: :wigglypea: :wigglypea:

[TD Ryan]

TK, I was a butcher all through HS and college... until I got my cushy white-collar job of course.

YOU are officially a Meat-Mook. :hyper:

[kraziness]

must...not...enter...ridiculous...semantic...argum ent...about...fowl.

:wigglypea: :wigglypea: :wigglypea:

http://www.briansherrill.com/images/home.jpg

[TK]

and chicken wings don't have bones?
chicken legs?
chicken thighs?

all chicken parts are "bone-in" unless specifically labeled "Boneless".

hthokbye!

Your new tagline is all the answer I feel the need to provide.

:hmpf

[TD Ryan]

Your new tagline is all the answer I feel the need to provide.

:hmpf

:D you're still a Meat-Mook

[torridjoe]

TK, I was a butcher all through HS and college... until I got my cushy white-collar job of course.

YOU are officially a Meat-Mook. :hyper:

my mom has a good friend in Switzerland who owns a butcher shop. They had six kids and lived over it. The best part is that her maiden name was Stampfli, and she married an (unrelated) guy named Stampfli...so--and I kid you not--they hyphenated. They are called the Stampfli-Stampflis. :hyper: :hyper:

[kraziness]

Your new tagline is all the answer I feel the need to provide.

:hmpf

Can mine be "at least I'm better than Gutter..."?

PLZTIAOKBYE

[kraziness]

my mom has a good friend in Switzerland who owns a butcher shop. They had six kids and lived over it. The best part is that her maiden name was Stampfli, and she married an (unrelated) guy named Stampfli...so--and I kid you not--they hyphenated. They are called the Stampfli-Stampflis. :hyper: :hyper:

I knew some kids whose last names were "Shipley-Ripley". :|

[Burt]

- The fact that I can't take the first box/bottle/etc from the shelf in a store. I always have to take the one behind the front item.

- I have developed a method of eating cold cereal whereby I finish both the cereal and the milk at the same time. I refuse to chase cereal bits with my spoon, or to drink leftover milk.

- Hangars need to be spaced evenly across the entire closet and all shirts must face to the right

- I always tap my foot/hand/leg/whatever when I'm concentrating on something. When I realize that I'm doing it, I have to tap the other F/H/L/W the same number of times, as near as I can get it. Otherwise it's not fair and the untapped F/H/L/W feels left out and disappointed. :sadbanana:

I do every one of those crazy things. Also, when I was about 8-10 yrs old, if I walked around a tree (or any other object) in one direction, I'd have to go back the opposite way if I went back by the tree (going back to where I came from words :bag:) In other words, if I went around the tree in a clockwise direction, I'd return in a counter-clockwise direction so I'd be retracing my steps. :unsure:

The only habit I have now is I am constantly playing with my wife's hair. If we're sitting on the couch watching a movie, I'll twist on it through the whole thing. I use to do this all the time with my own hair during basketball and baseball games. Between every pitch I'd lift my cap and twist the front of my hair.

Which leads me to another weird thing....when I'm in the field during softball games, I have a certain order I must forgo before every pitch.

- when the pitcher takes the rubber I'm standing straight up with my feet shoulder width apart, left foot slightly in front of my right

- as he starts his windup, I lick the fingers on my throwing hand, wipe them on my thigh and take 3 steps forward to get into postion...stepping with my left foot first.

[torridjoe]

I do every one of those crazy things. Also, when I was about 8-10 yrs old, if I walked around a tree (or any other object) in one direction, I'd have to go back the opposite way if I went back by the tree (going back to where I came from words :bag:) In other words, if I went around the tree in a clockwise direction, I'd return in a counter-clockwise direction so I'd be retracing my steps. :unsure:


Fess up...in real life you're Billy from Family Circus, aren't you? I can just see the little dashes from the tree to the doghouse to the fence to the neighbors' to the hose...

:hyper:

[CMT]

I take a different route home from work everyday (but oddly take the same route to work every day).

I also clean my keyboard, phone, lightswitches and door handles with alcohol a few times a week, but I think that is just good hygiene.

[torridjoe]

I also clean my keyboard, phone, lightswitches and door handles with alcohol a few times a week, but I think that is just good hygiene.

Constantly spilling your Glenfiddich as you wander about the house does not qualify as "cleaning," Shakey McDropsies. :rolleyes:

[kraziness]

Constantly spilling your Glenfiddich as you wander about the house does not qualify as "cleaning," Shakey McDropsies. :rolleyes:

:clap:

Torrid, I must say that I'm enjoying the smarmy, funny, non-arguing semantics, non-politically argumentitive side of you. I know that that doesn't count for much coming from Cliff Claven, but never the less, you've made me laugh a couple times today.

[Burt]

Fess up...in real life you're Billy from Family Circus, aren't you? I can just see the little dashes from the tree to the doghouse to the fence to the neighbors' to the hose...

:hyper:

:yes:

[Gutter]

Can mine be "at least I'm better than Gutter..."?

PLZTIAOKBYE

You're not.

[CMT]

You're not.


Can Gutter's be: Kraziness > Gutter

[torridjoe]

:clap:

Torrid, I must say that I'm enjoying the smarmy, funny, non-arguing semantics, non-politically argumentitive side of you. I know that that doesn't count for much coming from Cliff Claven, but never the less, you've made me laugh a couple times today.
:points:
Thanks. It's always been there, but with all the political stuff on another bored, it's easier to distinguish.

And um, fuck YOU, you assmonocle! :D

[Burt]

:points:
Thanks. It's always been there, but with all the political stuff on another bored, it's easier to distinguish.

And um, fuck YOU, you assmonocle! :D

Do you have me an answer yet???

[torridjoe]

Do you have me an answer yet???
:unsure: for what?

[Burt]

:unsure: for what?

baseball :screams:

[TK]

:clap:

Torrid, I must say that I'm enjoying the smarmy, funny, non-arguing semantics, non-politically argumentitive side of you. I know that that doesn't count for much coming from Cliff Claven, but never the less, you've made me laugh a couple times today.

Torrid's always been funny. Maybe now it's more evident because there's actually an entire board dedicated to politics, at which where he can go an be a full time ass-javelin. Here, he's our cuddly afroid!!@#

ETA: just noticed he posted this same sentiment! :hyper:

[kraziness]

Torrid's always been funny. Maybe now it's more evident because there's actually an entire board dedicated to politics, at which where he can go an be a full time ass-javelin. Here, he's our cuddly afroid!!@#

ETA: just noticed he posted this same sentiment! :hyper:

I kinda knew that, just wanted to throw some man-love out there for Torrid, let him know it's appreciated that he's keeping things separated. There was some time at the Sanctuary when he wasn't posting much political stuff, but that was also during the Ty/ND thread and the Warner/Fumble thread, which did not do much to show the cuddly side of him.

[torridjoe]

baseball :screams:

shit--if this is something we've discussed earlier, I have totally forgotten the conversation. What was I getting for you?

[torridjoe]

Torrid's always been funny. Maybe now it's more evident because there's actually an entire board dedicated to politics, at which where he can go an be a full time ass-javelin. Here, he's our cuddly afroid!!@#

ETA: just noticed he posted this same sentiment! :hyper:


If you can change my subhandle to "cuddly afroid commie," make it so!

[TK]

If you can change my subhandle to "cuddly afroid commie," make it so!

aaah?

[Burt]

shit--if this is something we've discussed earlier, I have totally forgotten the conversation. What was I getting for you?

You just emailed me a couple of hours ago about it. :D

[torridjoe]

aaah?


Good enough.

[torridjoe]

You just emailed me a couple of hours ago about it. :D

Unless you are Burt or Posty, I sure don't think so...

[Burt]

Unless you are Burt, I sure don't think so...

:yes:

[TK]

:yes:

:rolleyes:

Jeez Cybil. What are you, googlopolar?

[torridjoe]

:yes:

Ah. Well, there you go.

I have no messages from you, after this reply I sent to your last one:


5x5, OBP replaced BA last year. Standard rotisserie, no head to head.

Cool! Need to make it official, but I think you're in!

[Burt]

:rolleyes:

Jeez Cybil. What are you, googlopolar?

Ah, you thought Burt was my real name and I had to join every message board with that?

[Gutter]

Gutter is my real name, I also use it on the internets and whatnot.

[CMT]

:dunno:

TK isn't my real name, but I use it everywhere on the INTER-NETs.


:screams: GODDAMNIT@#!@ DO THE LIES EVER STOP WITH YOU@$#@$#@??

[Burt]

:dunno:

TK isn't my real name, but I use it everywhere on the INTER-NETs.

Seems to work out. You should try that.

I did but TK was taken. :unsure:

[Bill Swerski]

I just thought of two more thngs that I do...

- Every time I enter a bank and enter into the line, I immediately start casing the joint. I work out in my head how to rob the bank, how many people I would need, what the estimated draw would be from the cashier trays, and whether or not it would be worth it to enter the bank. How to subdue the guards, how to avoid the cameras, escape routes, etc. If I ever decide to rob a bank, I'm pretty sure I could pull it off.

- When I drink my coffee, I take two sips before placing the cup back down on the desk. I also lift the cup to my mouth, pull it away, and return it for the two sips

[Bill Swerski]

Also, due to the people currently posting here, I think torid is now able to return to his original FFToday posting style that was acerbic, sarcastic, and entertaining. I'm glad that FAI has brought the best out of him. :hyper:

[Autumn Wind]

Also, due to the people currently posting here, I think torid is now able to return to his original FFToday posting style that was acerbic, sarcastic, and entertaining. I'm glad that FAI has brought the best out of him. :hyper:

Wait till the mook horde crashes the gates. :wigglypea:

[CMT]

Wait till the mook horde crashes the gates. :wigglypea:


I think :screams: would be more appropriate there than wigglypea, JMO.

[Autumn Wind]

I think :screams: would be more appropriate there than wigglypea, JMO.

Nah, not worth breaking out :screams: until it actually happens. :no:

[TK]

Who are all these guests from New York, most of which viewing this very topic?

i'm so scared right now....

[torridjoe]

I just thought of two more thngs that I do...

- Every time I enter a bank and enter into the line, I immediately start casing the joint. I work out in my head how to rob the bank, how many people I would need, what the estimated draw would be from the cashier trays, and whether or not it would be worth it to enter the bank. How to subdue the guards, how to avoid the cameras, escape routes, etc. If I ever decide to rob a bank, I'm pretty sure I could pull it off.



I think you'd be about as successful as Al Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon, struggling with your white-guy-vertical to jump up high enough to spray the security cams. :yes:

I can just hear Swerski now...

ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! :screams: :screams: :screams: :screams: :screams:

[futboljugador]

my mom has a good friend in Switzerland who owns a butcher shop. They had six kids and lived over it. The best part is that her maiden name was Stampfli, and she married an (unrelated) guy named Stampfli...so--and I kid you not--they hyphenated. They are called the Stampfli-Stampflis. :hyper: :hyper:

I knew a girl that was Vargas-Vargas in high school. I always suggested she add a squared like Vargas to the second power. She never found that funny.

Also tdryan's title is solid.

And I thought of another:

I have a big coffee mug at work so I can have twice the coffee at my disposal. I always drink it using two hands. Always, even though it's not necessary. It feels wrong not to.

[grandpahoo]

Without going into any details, let's just say that I trounce all of your sorry asses in the OCD department.

[mcbokonon]

:mime:



I'm not hitting "submit reply" until I feel the mime has used both hands an even number of times. I don't know which one he started with, but I'll know it's time when it feels right. wait for it....wait for it....




NOW!@$

[grandpahoo]

:mime:



I'm not hitting "submit reply" until I feel the mime has used both hands an even number of times. I don't know which one he started with, but I'll know it's time when it feels right. wait for it....wait for it....




NOW!@$

Your title doesn't do your internet reputation justice, my friend.

[grandpahoo]

I knew a girl that was Vargas-Vargas in high school. I always suggested she add a squared like Vargas to the second power. She never found that funny.



When I was in high school, there was a guy in my town named Richard Dick. When my buddies and I were out at parties, we used to call his house, ask to speak to Dick Dick, and then proceed to laugh like mental patients.

Sadly, I still think prank calling Dick Dick sounds like fun.

[mcbokonon]

Your title doesn't do your internet reputation justice, my friend.

I don't wanna force the title. The proper title will arrive naturally and with great inspiration or something.

[grandpahoo]

I don't wanna force the title. The proper title will arrive naturally and with great inspiration or something.

Shouldn't your title just be :stillers:?

[iDot]

3.) I'm not respectful of diverse cultures. Whatever the fuck that means. :rolleyes:



:hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

I used to tap my fingers and count, have issues with light switches (turning on and off) and click my teeth. Then I realized it was all pretty retarded so I stopped.

[Scatterjack]

I absolutely cannot stand when people look in my buggy at the grocery store. They should make lids for the buggies.

Andalso, I hate it even more if the checkout lady makes any sort of comments on any of my items. If she does I wont go back in her line, ever.

[fricker66]

people look in my buggy

:hyper:

Also, when did they rename "carts"?

[DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$]

one time i was buying wheat thins and yogurt and the chick asked if i was going to dip the crackers in the yogurt. :rolleyes:

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

one time i was buying wheat thins and yogurt and the chick asked if i was going to dip the crackers in the yogurt. :rolleyes:

What'd you tell her :dunno:

[DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$]

no.

[kraziness]

What'd you tell her :dunno:


That I would kill her. http://www.foothillsdesign.com/geeks/Smileys/smilies/ph34r.gif

[TK]

:clap:

[CMT]

Aren't all chicken breasts, by nature, boneless? :unsure:


TK fail anatomy? unpossible. :dunno:

[BiPolarBear]

Even his whisper is loud.
drummers. ..

Tell him that a drummer is a musician's best friend. Drummers love that.