I Own this Piece of Shit League

[Gutter]

Coach of the week? Gutterboy with 100%
Team of the week? Cubicle Paradise 145.3 points

:clap:

Looks like the caliber of owner in this abortion of a league has been raised, huh Jay?

Honorable mention to the other 2 new owners, SigEp and SD Jones, who also lodged first week victories, Jonesy scoring the second most points in the league for week 1.

It's gonna be a fun season you ignorant douches. :hyper:

[SigEp316]

we fucked you tools up... :twak:


I'm gonna knock out the other half of Brokeback Alabammy next week....I was trying to trade Steemoney a QB, to make the game interesting, but I couldn't find anyone on that turd of a roster that I was interested in.


I layed the pipe to Emoney

Congrats to the other new guys as well....great job by Gutter with the Paradise and a solid victory by Sandwiches and Porn. What a cracker jack league this is.

[Gutter]

What a cracker jack league this is.

:yes:

[EMoney]

we fucked you tools up... :twak:


I'm gonna knock out the other half of Brokeback Alabammy next week....I was trying to trade Steemoney a QB, to make the game interesting, but I couldn't find anyone on that turd of a roster that I was interested in.


I layed the pipe to Emoney

Congrats to the other new guys as well....great job by Gutter with the Paradise and a solid victory by Sandwiches and Porn. What a cracker jack league this is.

You won by less than a point and would not have won if I had a password that I could remember last Thursday. I really beat you by 13. :rolleyes:

[Jay]

Coach of the week? Gutterboy with 100%
Team of the week? Cubicle Paradise 145.3 points

Looks like the caliber of owner in this abortion of a league has been raised, huh Jay?

It's gonna be a fun season you ignorant douches. :hyper:

Nice week. Your team performed at a top shelf level. It must be due to your expert motivational skills or due to the significant changes that you've made to the team that you inherited. :clap:

[SigEp316]

You won by less than a point and would not have won if I had a password that I could remember last Thursday. I really beat you by 13. :rolleyes:


OMG...I think I just had deja vu.





:lol:

[Gutter]

Nice week. Your team performed at a top shelf level. It must be due to your expert motivational skills or due to the significant changes that you've made to the team that you inherited. :clap:

I didn't inherit a team, stupid, I drafted one. If you want I can help you with yours, let me know. I hope you can still make the new bar that I have set for team ownership.

[Gutter]

You won by less than a point and would not have won if I had a password that I could remember last Thursday. I really beat you by 13. :rolleyes:


Maybe we should check the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS from the game again.

[Jay]

I didn't inherit a team, stupid, I drafted one. If you want I can help you with yours, let me know. I hope you can still make the new bar that I have set for team ownership.

You drafted a team from two previous teams......two previous playoff teams......

Might I add that the second highest point scorer has a team that came from the same pool of players? :rolleyes:

You've already helped my team by trading me your first round pick for a third-string running back. It should help to accelerate my re-building process, and I appreciate it. That should be plenty of help. Thank you.

Hey, if you want to pat yourself on the back, that's totally up to you. Just don't expect anything from me until you actually do something of merit on your own. You have done squat. Let's see what your team looks like after seven years of managing it into the ground, when you actually have dealt with aging players and injuries.....when you actually have to draft and develop players......time will tell.

The players that you own are not yours. You can play little games with yourself and pretend otherwise, but you know the truth or you wouldn't be so upset that you immediately resort to name-calling.

[Gutter]

You drafted a team from two previous teams......two previous playoff teams......

Might I add that the second highest point scorer has a team that came from the same pool of players? :rolleyes:

You've already helped my team by trading me your first round pick for a third-string running back. It should help to accelerate my re-building process, and I appreciate it. That should be plenty of help. Thank you.

Hey, if you want to pat yourself on the back, that's totally up to you. Just don't expect anything from me until you actually do something of merit on your own. You have done squat. Let's see what your team looks like after seven years of managing it into the ground, when you actually have dealt with aging players and injuries.....when you actually have to draft and develop players......time will tell.

The players that you own are not yours. You can play little games with yourself and pretend otherwise, but you know the truth or you wouldn't be so upset that you immediately resort to name-calling.

You talk alot of shit for having hands down the worst team in the league. I couldn't do as bad as you if I tried. I've rarely seen rosters as bad as yours. The only time I can think of was this Nigerian fellow we had in a league a few years ago.

[Jay]

You talk alot of shit for having hands down the worst team in the league. I couldn't do as bad as you if I tried. I've rarely seen rosters as bad as yours. The only time I can think of was this Nigerian fellow we had in a league a few years ago.

If you don't want my opinion, don't call me out by name and ask for it.

[Gutter]

If you don't want my opinion, don't call me out by name and ask for it.

It was a retorical question, cockbag. Remember when you said your league lowered the bar for the new owners? Well the new owners all won, and you scored 40 something points. You suck.

[Jay]

It was a retorical question, cockbag. Remember when you said your league lowered the bar for the new owners? Well the new owners all won, and you scored 40 something points. You suck.

Those aren't my words. I do think the league lost something when it let you in. This thread has done nothing to dissuade me from that line of thinking. This league has no chance of being a league of gentlemen, and that is disappointing.

I'm actually very happy that the new owners are successfully managing their new teams, yourself included. The irony is that your team has made the least improvement, and you have been the most vocal in your boasting. I think all of the newbies are doing a fine job, but you've only laid a brick or two of the tower that you're standing on.....and as an owner, you've done the LEAST of the three new owners to improve your team since its inception.

[SigEp316]

Those aren't my words. I do think the league lost something when it let you in. This thread has done nothing to dissuade me from that line of thinking. This league has no chance of being a league of gentlemen, and that is disappointing.

I'm actually very happy that the new owners are successfully managing their new teams, yourself included. The irony is that your team has made the least improvement, and you have been the most vocal in your boasting. I think all of the newbies are doing a fine job, but you've only laid a brick or two of the tower that you're standing on.....and as an owner, you've done the LEAST of the three new owners to improve your team since its inception.


I've done the most...haven't I :hyper:

[S.D. Jones]

I've done the most...haven't I :hyper:

No chance. You haven't even made a single move.

[Gutter]

Those aren't my words. I do think the league lost something when it let you in. This thread has done nothing to dissuade me from that line of thinking. This league has no chance of being a league of gentlemen, and that is disappointing.

I'm actually very happy that the new owners are successfully managing their new teams, yourself included. The irony is that your team has made the least improvement, and you have been the most vocal in your boasting. I think all of the newbies are doing a fine job, but you've only laid a brick or two of the tower that you're standing on.....and as an owner, you've done the LEAST of the three new owners to improve your team since its inception.

I built the tower you stupid fuck.:yes:

[Jay Metz]

Pretty much everything Jay says is right on. And I would know, I've been managing Rattlesnake's team since 2000!!!!

:verneig:

Congrats to Gutter for giving my team a good ass whupping. My team was the runner up last year. But a drubbing like this is not so much fun. It's a long season though....but I might sit some of my starters to get my younger players some experience which should help me greatly for the playoff push or at the very least get me a high draft pick. I can't wait for the off-season.

[Steebo]

Congrats to Gutter for giving my team a good ass whupping. My team was the runner up last year. But a drubbing like this is not so much fun. It's a long season though....but I might sit some of my starters to get my younger players some experience which should help me greatly for the playoff push or at the very least get me a high draft pick. I can't wait for the off-season.


:lool:

[Steebo]

Also, I just realized I won last week.:hyper: :clap: :hyper:

[S.D. Jones]

The bar has been lowered once again.

[Gutter]

The bar has been lowered once again.

:yes:

[SigEp316]

I play on spanking Jay's fanny this week :yes:

[Gutter]

lower it a few more notches.

also tip my 40 to losing sammiches and porn from the undefeated ranks. Just me and LVMF'ers left.

It's becoming clear that I am going to win this league, so I'm making some trades for depth. Anyone insterested in future consideration (prospects, picks) let me know.

[SigEp316]

lower it a few more notches.

also tip my 40 to losing sammiches and porn from the undefeated ranks. Just me and LVMF'ers left.

It's becoming clear that I am going to win this league, so I'm making some trades for depth. Anyone insterested in future consideration (prospects, picks) let me know.


did you notice that your team has scored 138 more points than mine...you're obviously an offensive genius....me on the other hand, I defeat my opponents with intimidation and DEFENSE...hence the lower scores.

Either way, we're 3-0 :highfive:


:poursomeliquor: for Sammiches, Blow, and Pron :console:

[S.D. Jones]

Sandwiches are back. Dirty Dug sucks ass.

[S.D. Jones]

High point scorer this week. You can all suck my ass.


exceptgutterandsigape

[Gutter]

High point scorer this week. You can all suck my ass.


exceptgutterandsigape

My turn this week, High scorer here.

This is the easiest league evah!!!:hyper:

[Steebo]

My bench players scored 130 points last week..........



































........cause I didnt set my lineup. :weary:

[S.D. Jones]

My bench players scored 130 points last week..........



































........cause I didnt set my lineup. :weary:



This league is great. Sandbagger. :disappointed:

[Merkin]

This league is great. Justice. :disappointed:


fixed

[Steebo]

Yeah, I sandbag to get a high draft pick, cause everyone knows I do so well with those.:hyper:


If there was one person I wanted to beat this year it was galt, just because of his motto, and I fucked it up.:wigglypea:

[whoisjgalt]

If there was one person I wanted to beat this year it was galt, just because of his motto, and I fucked it up.:wigglypea:

:snicker:

[S.D. Jones]

Another impressive win for the Sandwiches. I own this piece of shit league.

Also, the scoring for defenses in this league sucks ass. The Bears get 5 turnovers and give up 10 points and only earn 7 pts? :headscratch:

[Gutter]

Top scorer again. What a joke :hyper:

[S.D. Jones]

Some of these teams should be allowed to start their bench and starters when playing Gutter or I. It would make things a lot more interesting.

[SigEp316]

6-2 :hyper:

some of you guys really suck at the fatnasty football

[S.D. Jones]

6-2 :hyper:

some of you guys really suck at the fatnasty football

Some? Itisatipthatall

[S.D. Jones]

Also, Cubicle vs. Sandwiches this week. Sorry about having to beat your ass, Gutter :sadbanana:

[Merkin]

Some? Itisatipthatall


:no: I took down 2 of the three bar lowerers. Gutter made me his biznich.

[TK]

You ever seen someone suck their own toes?

That's pretty sick.

[S.D. Jones]

:no: I took down 2 of the three bar lowerers. Gutter made me his biznich.

sun / dog's ass words

[Gutter]

Also, Cubicle vs. Sandwiches this week. Sorry about having to beat your ass, Gutter :sadbanana:

It's all good, fellow high quality owner.

At least I didn't lose to a sandbagger like Jay.

[S.D. Jones]

It's all good, fellow high quality owner.

At least I didn't lose to a sandbagger like Jay.

Thanks...good game to you too. Its a lot more fun when you play against an owner who is willing to start a full lineup of players that are actually on NFL rosters.

[S.D. Jones]

Bump

[SigEp316]

I intentionally stomped the shit out of the TORTS this week...

Lee Evans words :hyper:

[Gutter]

Another team of the week and coach of the week

I'm fucking great:yes:

[Merkin]

Another team of the week and coach of the week

I'm fucking great:yes:


It almost never fails. The most dominating team over the course of the season runs into a band saw early in the playoffs and end up standing arounf with their caulk in their hands. :console:

[S.D. Jones]

It almost never fails. The most dominating team over the course of the season runs into a band saw early in the playoffs and end up standing arounf with their caulk in their hands. :console:

Yep. Now I officially own this piece of shit league. I'm going to win the trophy and then retire with it. I'm also going to scratch Dug's name off of it.

[Gutter]

Yep. Now I officially own this piece of shit league. I'm going to win the trophy and then retire with it. I'm also going to scratch Dug's name off of it.

Good Job Jonesy. Even though I got ass fucked in the first round, it's nice to see you win the trophy.

[dirty dug]

Yep. Now I officially own this piece of shit league. I'm going to win the trophy and then retire with it. I'm also going to scratch Dug's name off of it.

SD Jones = Rattlefuck?

:weary:

[Tusekan Raiders]

Nice game in the championship gboy...errr...SD...err...wait a minute, it wasn't either of you who was there to get their asses kicked by me in the championship. :dunno: I don't understand, I thought one of you two had the best team?

:lool:

[dirty dug]

Nice game in the championship gboy...errr...SD...err...wait a minute, it wasn't either of you who was there to get their asses kicked by me in the championship. :dunno: I don't understand, I thought one of you two had the best team?

:lool:

:highfive:

:lool: :lool: :lool:

[S.D. Jones]

Bump. I own this piece of shit league. Go fuck yourselves.

[EMoney]

Ah, the Dirty Martinis have joined us. :hyper:

[Steebo]

Ah, the Dirty Martinis have joined us. :hyper:

I think that was a post from 06. :dumbjim: