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TK
02-08-2006, 04:13 PM
Just wondering if they're all their cracked up to be...
CMT
02-08-2006, 04:14 PM
Just wondering if they're all their cracked up to be...


I heard they are the UBER@$#$ Especially if you can get a discount or a free one or something. Unless you're an ungrateful cockbite.
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-08-2006, 04:14 PM
:weary:

I HEAR THEY ARE FRICKING KICKASS!@#$@#$@#$:hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

:unsure:
TK
02-08-2006, 04:17 PM
I heard they are the UBER@$#$ Especially if you can get a discount or a free one or something. Unless you're an ungrateful cockbite.

What kind of a cockbite is ungrateful for a FREE CRUISE?!? :disappointed:
EMoney
02-08-2006, 05:11 PM
They are for suckers.

Why float on a boat and have a room as big as a closet to do things that you can do in Vegas. Vegas also offers more variety. The Port of calls may be tempting but you really don't get enough time to take in much of the islands. If you want to go to the carribean, fly directly to the country and have a nice time. The only cruise that I've heard that's worth taking would be the one that goes to Curacao, Margarita Island, Aruba, and St. Lucia.
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-08-2006, 05:13 PM
SEE!#@$@#$@#$ :hmpf
TK
02-08-2006, 05:36 PM
They are for suckers.

Why float on a boat and have a room as big as a closet to do things that you can do in Vegas. Vegas also offers more variety. The Port of calls may be tempting but you really don't get enough time to take in much of the islands. If you want to go to the carribean, fly directly to the country and have a nice time. The only cruise that I've heard that's worth taking would be the one that goes to Curacao, Margarita Island, Aruba, and St. Lucia.

But what if it's free? As in your boss pays for it! As in you owe nothing!

Wouldn't you be grateful?
EMoney
02-08-2006, 05:40 PM
But what if it's free? As in your boss pays for it! As in you owe nothing!

Wouldn't you be grateful?

Yeah, but I'd try to work up some kind of I get seasick excuse so he would send you some place where he gets his money worth. Maybe get a travel agent or expedia to do you a little cost comparison with a resort in Jamaica vs. a cruise to the focking Bahamas and Cozumel. Unless you use top tier hotels it should come out right.
TK
02-08-2006, 05:43 PM
Yeah,

that's all I read.

SUCK IT DITKA!!!@# :hyper:
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-08-2006, 05:43 PM
:screams: :screams: I EVEN HAD A GOOD EXCUSE AND HE STILL MADE ME GO1#$@#$@#$ OOHHHH THAT BURNS ME UP!@#$@#$ :wigglypea: :wigglypea:

also while the cruise was free, i still fropped about $600 - $700 doing all the crap you do for the week!@#$:screams: :screams:
EMoney
02-08-2006, 05:46 PM
:screams: :screams: I EVEN HAD A GOOD EXCUSE AND HE STILL MADE ME GO1#$@#$@#$ OOHHHH THAT BURNS ME UP!@#$@#$ :wigglypea: :wigglypea:

also while the cruise was free, i still fropped about $600 - $700 doing all the crap you do for the week!@#$:screams: :screams:

Yep, yep, yep. For suckers only.
TK
02-08-2006, 06:10 PM
:screams: :screams: I EVEN HAD A GOOD EXCUSE AND HE STILL MADE ME GO1#$@#$@#$ OOHHHH THAT BURNS ME UP!@#$@#$ :wigglypea: :wigglypea:

also while the cruise was free, i still fropped about $600 - $700 doing all the crap you do for the week!@#$:screams: :screams:

So what weapon did he use to get you off the boat and into local shops and stuff? Mallet? Catapault? Guillotine?

:hyper:
SigEp316
02-08-2006, 06:11 PM
yes :thumbsup:
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-08-2006, 06:34 PM
So what weapon did he use to get you off the boat and into local shops and stuff? Mallet? Catapault? Guillotine?

:hyper:

:sadbanana: worse. a wife afeared of being on the boat!@#:screams: :screams:
dolfan06
02-08-2006, 06:41 PM
I'm going on a cruise in May. Does that answer your question?
DuckStupid
02-11-2006, 03:37 AM
I just got back from a cruise a week ago. :|
DarrenW
02-13-2006, 07:54 PM
I've always likened a cruise to a cattle farm. Instead of a barn there is a boat, and instead of cows there are people. You feed the cows until they are fat, then you let them wander around outside the barn for a while to get some exercise, then you herd them back to the barn and do it all over again. Which I guess is ok unless at the end of the cruise you get butchered or something.
CMT
02-13-2006, 08:18 PM
I've always likened a cruise to a cattle farm. Instead of a barn there is a boat, and instead of cows there are people. You feed the cows until they are fat, then you let them wander around outside the barn for a while to get some exercise, then you herd them back to the barn and do it all over again. Which I guess is ok unless at the end of the cruise you get butchered or something.


You should check out the forums at www.horriblewords.com. I think you would appreciate their brand of humor. It's different, but good.
brinett9
02-13-2006, 08:19 PM
Wife was just on one. She liked it.

She says it's worth spending the extra $ on an outside cabin.

We'l be going on one next January.
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-13-2006, 09:00 PM
we had, like, the worst cabin imaginable. good cow times.
iDot
02-13-2006, 09:02 PM
good cow times.


i think all of your cruise stories would have been better if they ended with you and your wife being butchered!@#!@#!@ :yes:
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-13-2006, 09:05 PM
indeed!@# then we went to this midnight chocolate buffet!@# after which we were butchered.

:sadbanana:
iDot
02-13-2006, 09:07 PM
:clap:
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-13-2006, 09:08 PM
one morning we were startled awake by the gigantic clanking sounds of the anchor being lowered, which happened to be right next door to our horrible cabin. then after that we were butchered.

:sadbanana:
iDot
02-13-2006, 09:10 PM
ahh, and the posts do a floweth!!

10,000!#@!#?? they could have at least challenged you!~@#!@#@!
DarrenW
02-13-2006, 09:10 PM
one morning we were startled awake by the gigantic clanking sounds of the anchor being lowered, which happened to be right next door to our horrible cabin. then after that we were butchered.

:sadbanana:

Perhaps the clanking sounds were not the anchor after all. But the eager butcher sharpening his cleaver and knives!!
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-13-2006, 09:41 PM
AAAAHAHAHAHA@#$!#%!#$!#$$% I SPIT ON YOUR 10,000!!@#$@#$@#$


:drooling:
[10,000]

:dunno:


also!@# also if the anchor was actually a butcher, then that would explain all the screams we heard as well. :unsure:
DarrenW
02-13-2006, 10:44 PM
also!@# also if the anchor was actually a butcher, then that would explain all the screams we heard as well. :unsure:

And the fact that the boat just sailed around in circles and never stopped because it didn't have an anchor!! It had a butcher instead!!
CMT
02-14-2006, 12:23 AM
And the fact that the boat just sailed around in circles and never stopped because it didn't have an anchor!! It had a butcher instead!!


Darren and Ditka: seperated at birth? :dunno:
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-14-2006, 12:28 AM
*we ask a crewmember why we aren't docking in Nassau like the itinerary says* *we are quickly butchered*

:sadbanana:
DarrenW
02-14-2006, 01:54 AM
*we ask a crewmember why we aren't docking in Nassau like the itinerary says* *we are quickly butchered*

:sadbanana:

You get hungry and ask a crewmember what's for dinner. He quickly looks you over from head to toe. He replies, "porkbutts". You're pissed because you hate them and because he's checking you out. You're regretting your decision to take the Anchorless Gay Circle Cruise of the Port of Miami. Clank. Clank. Clank.
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-14-2006, 02:03 AM
:screams: :screams: DAMMIT WE HAD PORK BUTTS LAST NIGHT!@#$@#$ I DON'T LIKE PORK BUTTS!!@@##@@#

http://www.horriblewords.com/forum/Smileys/default/yuck.gif
CMT
02-14-2006, 02:15 AM
You get hungry and ask a crewmember what's for dinner. He quickly looks you over from head to toe. He replies, "porkbutts". You're pissed because you hate them and because he's checking you out. You're regretting your decision to take the Anchorless Gay Circle Cruise of the Port of Miami. Clank. Clank. Clank.


I focking LOVE this guy@$#$ :hyper: