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DarrenW

02-13-2006, 07:40 PM

While we're on the topic of judging athletes for potential wrongdoing......

What do you think? Did Lance dope or not?

For a long time I actually gave him the benefit of the doubt, maybe because of the whole cancer thing, that he did not. But lately I've been wavering a bit.

Wilzone

02-13-2006, 08:29 PM

Didn't he cheat on his wife with Sheryl Crow, or something like that?

All this crap about him having a bigger heart than the rest of the competition. Who do they think he is, Secretariat? I say no way, mister.

This guy is one big bowl of cheat.

DarrenW

02-13-2006, 08:41 PM

And another thing. I don't know if it's the cancer or the rigorous training (or the drugs) or what but he looks a lot older than 34 years old to me. He's looking rough.

http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/109787/Lance_Armstrong_head.jpg

dolfan06

02-13-2006, 09:00 PM

All I know from Lance Armstrong is that his cameo in Dodgeball is the only thing that makes that movie watchable.

DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$

02-13-2006, 10:06 PM

that movie watchable.

urban legend

:sadbanana:

dolfan06

02-13-2006, 10:10 PM

urban legend

:sadbanana:

I meant watchable for the 45 seconds during which said cameo occurs. :unsure:

02-13-2006, 10:12 PM

I meant watchable for the 45 seconds during which said cameo occurs. :unsure:

that kid getting brained by wrenches was pretty good....

:unsure:

dolfan06

02-13-2006, 10:16 PM

Lance Armstrong: Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur?
Peter La Fleur: Lance Armstrong!
Lance Armstrong: Ya, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.
Peter La Fleur: Really?
Lance Armstrong: Ya, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. Good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.
Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.

Now noone at FAI has to sit through the movie. :yes: