Is the Cheney shooting victim going to die?

[EMoney]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/14/cheney/index.html

So they are reporting the guy had a heart attack now. I think he may die. Any thoughts. This should go on the political bored but I'm a retread ...:mime:

[brinett9]

If he dies, we'll never know about it.

[DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$]

you mean they'll find some replacement lookalike dude and trot him out in front of the unwashed masses like on that movie dave or whatever? will it be kevin klein's father? :hyper:

[brinett9]

you mean they'll find some replacement lookalike dude and trot him out in front of the unwashed masses like on that movie dave or whatever? will it be kevin klein's father? :hyper:
That's a possibility, or it could be that he and every member of his family simply disappear in an instant, never to be seen or heard from again.

[EMoney]

Conspiracy theory:
He's been dead since Saturday. Cheney's told the doctor to lie and say the guy was recovering on Sunday, suffered a mild heart attack on Monday, then suffered another heart attack and died on Tuesday. :eek:

[brinett9]

Conspiracy theory:
He's been dead since Saturday. Cheney's told the doctor to lie and say the guy was recovering on Sunday, suffered a mild heart attack on Monday, then suffered another heart attack and died on Tuesday. :eek:
It's like that old joke:

Guy goes on vacation and leaves his brother caring for Mom and the cat.

After a couple of days, he calls home:

"Hiya Fred, how's the cat?"

"Cat's dead."

'WHAT? GOD! Couldn't you have broken that news to me a bit more gently?"

"How could I make it gentle? The cat's DEAD!"

"Well, today you could have just said, 'cat's on the roof and won't come down.'"

"Then when I call tomorrow, you could say, 'firemen are trying to get the cat down.'"

"Then the day after that, I call and you say that the cat fell and died. It's much more gentle that way."

"Yeah, I guess you're right. Sorry."

"Well anyway...how's Mom?"

"Mom's on the roof and won't come down.'"