**Top 5 list 02/16/06**

[TK]

Top 5 movie lines

5. "That's what I love about high school chicks. I get older, and they stay the same age."

4. "Man, I got mind control over Deebo, he be like , 'Shut the fock up!', and I be quiet, but when he leaves....I be talkin' again."

3. "Me and Dot went in to adopt on account of somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, 'Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?' Said they got two Koreans and a negro born with his heart on the outside."

2. "Dude, the girl was a zygote when you were in the 7th grade."

1. "With all due respect sir, I believe this will be our finest moment."

[Dick Hertz]

5. "Leave the gun. Take the cannollis."

4. "I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you. I make you laugh. Whadda mean funny? How am I funny?"

3. "Define irony....bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash." (Almost any Buscemi one liners)

2. "What is your major malfunction numnuts?"

1. "I'm your Huckleberry."

[Unknown_Soldier]

5. Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

4. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

3. Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! (and the rest...)

2. We came over to help you with your math homework. We figured you needed the help on such a hot day.

1. Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

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so many great quotes from Full Metal Jacket:

You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

[TK]

5. "Leave the gun. Take the cannollis."

4. "I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you. I make you laugh. Whadda mean funny? How am I funny?"

3. "Define irony....bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash." (Almost any Buscemi one liners)

2. "What is your major malfunction numnuts?"

1. "I'm your Huckleberry."

5. :dunno:

4. Goodfellas

3. Con-Air?

2. Full Metal Jacket

1. Tombstone

[TK]

5. Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

4. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

3. Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! (and the rest...)

2. We came over to help you with your math homework. We figured you needed the help on such a hot day.

1. Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!



5. Full Metal Jacket

4. Gladiator

3. Animal House

2. :dunno:

1. Maverick? :dunno:

[Orgazmo]

1. Maverick? :dunno:

:weary:

[Dick Hertz]

5. :dunno:




The Godfather :disappointed:

[TK]

:weary:

ehhhh....Rounders? :dunno:

[Scatterjack]

5. It is all focking joke anyvay, Mike. I am steel up 20 grand grand from this last time I stick it in you.

4. You mean you've never seen her whipped cream bikini?

3. We aint found sheeit!

2. Are you feeling satisfied now, Teddy?


1a. Yes, I am also not a pussy.
1b. I'll tell you what I'll do, man--Two chicks at the same time.
1c. I used to be by the window, where I could see the squirrels
and they were merry
1d. Well I wouldnt say I've been missing it, Bob.
1e. Well, these people here. First, Mr. Samir Naga...Naga...Naga...Naga-worker here anyway!
1f. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's exactly what I need. Just give it to me.
Come on. Come on, you little focker. Let's go! That's what I need.
Let's do that. Let's do exactly that, you little fock.....
1g. I'm thinking I'm gonna take that new chick from Logistics. If things go right, I might be showing her my O face.

[Scatterjack]

1. Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!




Tombstone

[fricker66]

5. "It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, and we're wearing sunglasses...Hit it!"

4. "I am serious...and stop calling me Shirley."

3. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like victory."

2. "I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

1. "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."

[Unknown_Soldier]

2. :dunno:


:wigglypea:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Damone was great:

"Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right? "

[TK]

:wigglypea:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Damone was great:

"Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right? "

I don't remember that part. Loved that movie, too.

[TK]

5. "It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, and we're wearing sunglasses...Hit it!"

4. "I am serious...and stop calling me Shirley."

3. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like victory."

2. "I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

1. "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."

5. Blues Brothers

4. Airplane!

3. Apocalypse Now

2. Godfaddah

1. Jaws


:points:

[TK]

5. It is all focking joke anyvay, Mike. I am steel up 20 grand grand from this last time I stick it in you.

4. You mean you've never seen her whipped cream bikini?

3. We aint found sheeit!

2. Are you feeling satisfied now, Teddy?


1a. Yes, I am also not a pussy.
1b. I'll tell you what I'll do, man--Two chicks at the same time.
1c. I used to be by the window, where I could see the squirrels
and they were merry
1d. Well I wouldnt say I've been missing it, Bob.
1e. Well, these people here. First, Mr. Samir Naga...Naga...Naga...Naga-worker here anyway!
1f. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's exactly what I need. Just give it to me.
Come on. Come on, you little focker. Let's go! That's what I need.
Let's do that. Let's do exactly that, you little fock.....
1g. I'm thinking I'm gonna take that new chick from Logistics. If things go right, I might be showing her my O face.

5. Rounders

4. Varsity Blues

3. ehhhh....Blazing Saddles? :dunno:

2. ehhhhh......Risky Business? :D :dunno:

1. Office Space

[fricker66]

5. Blues Brothers

4. Airplane!

3. Apocalypse Now

2. Godfaddah

1. Jaws


:points:


I'm easy.

[TK]

I'm easy.

Debby Does Dallas? :dunno:

[Orgazmo]

5. Rommel, you magnificent sonofabitch - I read your book!!@#

4. Hail to the king, baby.

3. Rule number 1, never look in the package.

2. A woman's purse... a flag on the moon...

1. Would you like a roll in ze hay? Rolllll, rollllll, roll in zee hayyy.

[TK]

5. Rommel, you magnificent sonofabitch - I read your book!!@#

4. Hail to the king, baby.

3. Rule number 1, never look in the package.

2. A woman's purse... a flag on the moon...

1. Would you like a roll in ze hay? Rolllll, rollllll, roll in zee hayyy.

5. :dunno:

4. :dunno:

3. :dunno:

2. :dunno:

1. :dunno:


:points:

[fervid ro]

1.The Oriental doesn't put the same high price on life as does the Westerner. Life is cheap in the Orient.

2. But why didn't he want to marry me?
What's the matter with me?
Nothing.
I'm difficult.
You're challenging.
I'm too structured, I'm completely closed off.
But in a good way.
No, no, no, I drove him away. AND, I'm gonna be forty.
When?
Someday.

3.Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

4.The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angka are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive.

5. You take the trouble to construct a civilization, to build a society based on the principles of... of principle... And what is it? What does the trumpet sound? Up yours.

[fricker66]

You all watch some strange flicks.:unsure:

Also, can we change the topic to "Obscure movie quotes." TIA!

[Autumn Wind]

It begins and ends with -

Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

[Scatterjack]

1.The Oriental doesn't put the same high price on life as does the Westerner. Life is cheap in the Orient.

2. But why didn't he want to marry me?
What's the matter with me?
Nothing.
I'm difficult.
You're challenging.
I'm too structured, I'm completely closed off.
But in a good way.
No, no, no, I drove him away. AND, I'm gonna be forty.
When?
Someday.

3.Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

4.The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angka are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive.

5. You take the trouble to construct a civilization, to build a society based on the principles of... of principle... And what is it? What does the trumpet sound? Up yours.


2. Any movie on Lifetime

3. Ferris Bueller

[fricker66]

4.The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angka are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive.

Gorillas in the Mist?:hyper:

[TK]

1.The Oriental doesn't put the same high price on life as does the Westerner. Life is cheap in the Orient.

2. But why didn't he want to marry me?
What's the matter with me?
Nothing.
I'm difficult.
You're challenging.
I'm too structured, I'm completely closed off.
But in a good way.
No, no, no, I drove him away. AND, I'm gonna be forty.
When?
Someday.

3.Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

4.The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angka are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive.

5. You take the trouble to construct a civilization, to build a society based on the principles of... of principle... And what is it? What does the trumpet sound? Up yours.

These are all Dumb and Dumber.

Great flick.

[fricker66]

These are all Dumb and Dumber.

Great flick.
:lol: :lol:

[Dick Hertz]

"Is this true?
"Yes, it's true."
"This man has no dick."


"It's the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man. "


"Wanna beer?"
"It's 7 o'clock in the morning"
"Scotch?"


"There can be only one!"

[OB]

A lot of great ones are taken already, here are some more.

1a. Now that's a damn shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.
1b. Gee, i'm sorry your mom blew up Ricky. The doctor said she'll be ok, she just can't eat spicy foods for a awhile.
1c. Go that way really fast, if something gets in your way, turn.

2. There WAS nothing wrong with that name until I was about 14 and that no talent assclown started making records.

3. He told Don Coccotti: that Sicilians came form niggers, so he shot him.

4. If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

5. This goes through armor . . . and it goes through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside. It's an .88 magnum, it shoots through schools.

[Scatterjack]

I forgot one:

Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, aaaaaaand Doctor.

[iDot]

no, just a worm.

[CMT]

5. :dunno:





I can't believe I ever loved you. :weary:

[TK]

A lot of great ones are taken already, here are some more.

1a. Now that's a damn shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.
1b. Gee, i'm sorry your mom blew up Ricky. The doctor said she'll be ok, she just can't eat spicy foods for a awhile.
1c. Go that way really fast, if something gets in your way, turn.

2. There WAS nothing wrong with that name until I was about 14 and that no talent assclown started making records.

3. He told Don Coccotti: that Sicilians came form niggers, so he shot him.

4. If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

5. This goes through armor . . . and it goes through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside. It's an .88 magnum, it shoots through schools.

1a. That godawful movie in which Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen play garbagemen.

1b. Better Off Dead

1c. :dunno:

2. Office Space

3. Godfaddah?

4. Pulp Fiction

5. Jackie Brown? :dunno:

[TK]

I forgot one:

Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, aaaaaaand Doctor.

Spies Like Us! :hyper:

[Gutter]

"Is this true?
"Yes, it's true."
"This man has no dick."


"It's the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man. "


"Wanna beer?"
"It's 7 o'clock in the morning"
"Scotch?"


"There can be only one!"

ghostbusters, ghostbusters, Mr. Mom, :dunno:

[TK]

I can't believe I ever loved you. :weary:

i never saw the godfather....

[Gutter]

1a. That godawful movie in which Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen play garbagemen.

1b. Better Off Dead

1c. :dunno:


They're all better off dead, Ebert.

[TK]

ghostbusters, ghostbusters, Mr. Mom, :dunno:

Highlander :yes:

[Gutter]

3. He told Don Coccotti: that Sicilians came form niggers, so he shot him.


True Romance

[TK]

They're all better off dead, Ebert.

That first one was from Men At Work too!!!@# :wigglypea:

[TK]

Also, no one guessed at mine! :hyper:

[SigEp316]

5. I would fuck me...

4. that uppity nigga done hit me in the haid with a shovel

3. ...he didn't bump you, he rubbed you...and rubbin' son....rubbin' is racin'

2. I'm just a hoe down, throw down, well them there mother fucker!!!

1. Let me ask you a question....when you pulled up to my house, did you see a sign that said DEAD NIGGA STORAGE. No Jules...you didn't. 'Cause storin' DEAD NIGGAS aint my fuckin' business!

:points:

Honorable Mention - "Hey Chavez, you dirty messican....He can't hear you! He's in the spirit world asshole!"

[CMT]

1a. That godawful movie in which Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen play garbagemen.

1b. Better Off Dead

1c. :dunno:

2. Office Space

3. Godfaddah?

4. Pulp Fiction

5. Jackie Brown? :dunno:

Have you ever even seen The Godfather? :no:

[Gutter]

Some other good ones:

1. Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

2. Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

3. The price is wrong, bitch.

[TK]

Have you ever even seen The Godfather? :no:

HAVE YOU EVER READ THIS THREAD??!@?# :twak:

[TK]

5. I would fuck me...

4. that uppity nigga done hit me in the haid with a shovel

3. ...he didn't bump you, he rubbed you...and rubbin' son....rubbin' is racin'

2. I'm just a hoe down, throw down, well them there mother fucker!!!

1. Let me ask you a question....when you pulled up to my house, did you see a sign that said DEAD NIGGA STORAGE. No Jules...you didn't. 'Cause storin' DEAD NIGGAS aint my fuckin' business!

:points:

Honorable Mention - "Hey Chavez, you dirty messican....He can't hear you! He's in the spirit world asshole!"

5. Silence of the Lambs

4. ehhhh....Blazing Saddles?

3. Days of Thunder

2. :dunno:

1. Pulp Fiction

[Gutter]

That first one was from Men At Work too!!!@# :wigglypea:

BOD: "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that. "

MAW: "Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy! "

also, the fact that he did 1a,b,c was kind of a hint.

[TK]

Some other good ones:

1. Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

2. Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

3. The price is wrong, bitch.

1. THE GODFADDAH!!@# :hyper:

2. A Few Good Men

3. Happy Gilmore

[Gutter]

Top 5 movie lines

4. "Man, I got mind control over Deebo, he be like , 'Shut the fock up!', and I be quiet, but when he leaves....I be talkin' again."


Friday

[OB]

That first one was from Men At Work too!!!@# :wigglypea:
Yes, but it was first in Better off Dead. HTH!

#5 was Johnny Dangerously. :yes:

[TK]

BOD: "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that. "

MAW: "Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy! "

also, the fact that he did 1a,b,c was kind of a hint.

Yeah, I thought so too, but when that Men At Work line appeared, I was a little :headscratch:

[Gutter]

1. THE GODFADDAH!!@# :hyper:


:yes:

[CMT]

1. THE GODFADDAH!!@# :hyper:



:screams:

[OB]

Top 5 movie lines

5. "That's what I love about high school chicks. I get older, and they stay the same age."

4. "Man, I got mind control over Deebo, he be like , 'Shut the fock up!', and I be quiet, but when he leaves....I be talkin' again."

3. "Me and Dot went in to adopt on account of somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, 'Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?' Said they got two Koreans and a negro born with his heart on the outside."

2. "Dude, the girl was a zygote when you were in the 7th grade."

1. "With all due respect sir, I believe this will be our finest moment."

5. Dazed and Confused

4. Friday

3. :dunno:

2. Beautiful Girls

1. Apollo 13

[bigmarc27]

5. "How did you find me?" :"I'm the man."


4. "In this life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve - it's what you take!"


3. "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."


2. "That's life. If nothing else, its life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have."


1. "Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. "

:eek:

[bigmarc27]

5. Dazed and Confused

4. Friday

3. :dunno:

2. Beautiful Girls

1. Apollo 13

I think #3 is Raising Arizona.

[OB]

5. "How did you find me?" :"I'm the man."


4. "In this life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve - it's what you take!"


3. "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."


2. "That's life. If nothing else, its life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have."


1. "Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. "

:eek:
5. Kill Bill

3. Dazed and Confused

1. Pulp Fiction

[OB]

I think #3 is Raising Arizona.
Just looked it up, you are right. :yes:

[DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$]

1. would you like to come in and meat the mrs? :hyper:



2. My way is not very sportsmanlike. :sadbanana:

[Orgazmo]

Are you a Mexican? or a Mexican't?

[Orgazmo]

Do you girls sell coffe here, or jus stand around lookeeng preeety?

[fricker66]

Also...

1. Hey Sully, remember when I told you I'd kill you last?....I lied.
[Ahnold drops Sully off cliff]
[Later in same scene]
Girl: What did you do to him?
Ahnold: I let him go.

2.Go ahead, make my day.

[Gutter]

Also...

1. Hey Sully, remember when I told you I'd kill you last?....I lied.
[Ahnold drops Sully off cliff]
[Later in same scene]
Girl: What did you do to him?
Ahnold: I let him go.

2.Go ahead, make my day.

1. Commando

2. Godfather Part 2

[bigmarc27]

5. Kill Bill

3. Dazed and Confused

1. Pulp Fiction

Also #4 = Tom Cruise in Magnolia and #2 = Garden State

[dolfan06]

5. Milk was a bad choice!

4. Oh no my friends--you bow to noone.

3. I love you guys.

2. What are you some kind of wizard or something? Thanks a lot for your help, you stupid.... HOTEL MANAGER!@#

1. Son we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna guard em? You? YOU LIEUTENANT WEINBERG?!@#???

[SigEp316]

[QUOTE=dolfan06]5. Milk was a bad choice!

QUOTE]


Anchorman

:points:

[fervid ro]

These are all Dumb and Dumber.

Great flick.
1. Hearts and Minds
2. When Harry met Sally
3. Ferris Bueller
4. The Killing Fields
5. Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe?

all decent films.

[Steebo]

"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means"


"I'll be back"


"Who are these guys?"
"They're my theme music. Every hero's got to have some."


"Now, I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead."


"Bitches.....leave!"

[Scatterjack]

2. When Harry met Sally



Dude, who did When Harry Met Sally?

I feel 37% gayer having participated in this thread. Thanks alot.

[fervid ro]

You're welcome.

Nora Ephron.

Another quote from this film:
Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
Oh really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking my wife.

[DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$]

i did not mean to jog him so hard

[iDot]

:hyper:

anybody want a peanut!@!#??

:hyper::hyper:

[OB]

:hyper:

anybody want a peanut!@!#??

:hyper::hyper:
INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!!!!

:hyper:

[Wilzone]

5. Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?

4. Hey guys, whoa, Big Gulps huh? Alright. Well see ya later.

3. Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

2. You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

1. What's wrong with being sexy?

[TK]

5. Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?

4. Hey guys, whoa, Big Gulps huh? Alright. Well see ya later.

3. Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

2. You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

1. What's wrong with being sexy?

5. :dunno:

4. DUMB AND DUMBER!! :hyper:

3. :dunno:

2. Big Lebowski

1. :dunno:

[bigmarc27]

5. :dunno:

4. DUMB AND DUMBER!! :hyper:

3. :dunno:

2. Big Lebowski

1. :dunno:

3 is True Romance

ETA: http://www.cspv.hu/2/12/old13/gary.JPG

[DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$]

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Well, not all chicks.

Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

:clap:

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

1. What's wrong with being sexy?

ist, sexist

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg?

Lt. Weinburg is just sitting there in the gallery and Jack calls him out. What the hell did he ever do to deserve that?

[kraziness]

So many great quotes in Tomstone, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, Lebowski and others. Most of my favorites are here, but here's one from a movie not mentioned. From one of my favorites scenes, in any movie ever:
--`What's a Nubian!' Bitch, you almos made me laugh!
--Well what about you! You didn't tell me you were going to scream `Black Rage'. I nearly pissed myself.

This movie's alredy been mentioned, but this is my favorite from it:
--Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.

[Scatterjack]

Well, if there's ever anything I can do to . . . uh, for you . .

Can you hammer a six inch nail through a board with your penis?

Not right now . .

A girl's gotta have her standards

[DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$]

Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?

Mary: You have your coat on.

Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

:drooling:

[Scatterjack]

Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody
puts a code on my desk, something nobody
else can break. So I take a shot at
it and maybe I break it. And I'm real
happy with myself, 'cause I did my job
well. But maybe that code was the
location of some rebel army in North
Africa or the Middle East. Once they
have that location, they bomb the
village where the rebels were hiding
and fifteen hundred people I never had
a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin' "send
in the Marines to secure the area"
'cause they don't give a shit. It
won't be their kid over there, gettin'
shot. Just like it wasn't them when
their number got called, 'cause they
were pullin' a tour in the National
Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie
takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he
comes home to find that the plant he
used to work at got exported to the
country he just got back from.
And the guy who put the shrapnel in
his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll
work for fifteen cents a day and no
bathroom breaks.
Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes
the only reason he was over there was
so we could install a government that
would sell us oil at a good price.
And of course the oil companies used
the skirmish to scare up oil prices so
they could turn a quick buck. A cute,
little ancillary benefit for them but
it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty
a gallon. And naturally they're takin'
their sweet time bringin' the oil back
and maybe even took the liberty of
hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes
to drink seven and sevens and play
slalom with the icebergs and it ain't
too long 'til he hits one, spills the
oil, and kills all the sea-life in the
North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of
work and he can't afford to drive so
he's got to walk to the job interviews
which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his
ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.
And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat the
only blue-plate special they're servin'
is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

So what'd I think? I'm holdin' out
for somethin' better. I figure I'll
eliminate the middle man. Why not
just shoot my buddy, take his job and
give it to his sworn enemy, hike up
gas prices, bomb a village, club a
baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join
the National Guard? Christ, I could
be elected President