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Top 5 things you wish you could do professionally
5. Baseball. I'd say football, but a lot of guys that retire from football are all mangled and stuff.
4. Web/Graphics design. I'm amazed at the stuff that O can do. I wish I could do that and get paid for it.
3. Play poker. I'd love to have the stones to go all in for a million on a stone cold bluff.
2. Teach. I don't know what, but I'd love to shape the minds of young people.
1. Rite. I'd love to be able to write a novel, but I have the attention span of a 2 year old.
Steebo
02-23-2006, 03:19 PM
Top 5 things you wish you could do professionally
1. Rite. I'd love to be able to write a novel, but I have the attention span of a 2 year old.
Plus you have to be able to spell.
posty
02-23-2006, 03:27 PM
Play major league baseball (MLB)
Be a MLB manager
Be a MLB statistician
Do radio PBP for MLB
Plus you have to be able to spell.
:rolleyes:
Steebo
02-23-2006, 03:38 PM
:rolleyes:
Actually, I guess you didn't misspell anything.:dunno:
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-23-2006, 03:46 PM
play golf - basically come in around 100th place in one tournament and you'll be making six figures.
TO PLAY FRIGGIN GOLF!!@# :hyper:
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-23-2006, 03:47 PM
Plus you have to be able to spell.
:bs:
haven't you ever hear of editors? :rolleyes:
Gutter
02-23-2006, 03:49 PM
5. Lucky Fuck Hot Dog stand Owner
4. Video Game Tester
3. Poker Player
2. Stock Trader
1. Do Nothing
Steebo
02-23-2006, 03:50 PM
:bs:
haven't you ever hear of editors? :rolleyes:
I guess that is a tip!
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-23-2006, 03:53 PM
I guess that is a tip!
:yes:
Scatterjack
02-23-2006, 04:08 PM
I'd like to get rich doing nothing, like Donal Trump or Paris Hilton. But, if we are talking real jobs here:
1. Golfer
2. Mechanical Engineer
3. Hacker/Network Security guru
Thats all really.
like Donal Trump
Paris Hilton I can understand, but Trump? Doesn't he do a buncha stuff to be rich?
Also mechanical engineer isn't all it's cracked up to be! HTH!
i was thinking the same thing! wtf?! who says donald trump doesn't work! i think that's ALL he does!!
TD Ryan
02-23-2006, 04:17 PM
5. Video Game designer/play tester
designing and playing new games for a living would be pretty greta :yes:
4. Pro Golfer
yeah, already mentioned above. I'm just seconding the idear.
3. Playboy photographer
certainly wouldn't be too great for us married guys and whatnot... but for a single guy, it has to be a pretty good gig.
2. Movie Critic
going to the movies for a living and writing a one page blurb about the films? isn't that basically what we all do on the forearms all day long?
1. Philanthropist
you get up everyday, go to your building/office, and decide how you're going to give money away. Your life is an endless well of dinners, benefits, lunches, and social engagements wherein you give away truckloads of money to people/causes that really need assistance.
That'd be fun. That'd be cool. And that'd certainly be a fulfilling/feel-good/making-a-difference type job.
Steebo
02-23-2006, 04:19 PM
5. own a brewery - Never pay for beer again, but since I would be rich maybe it wouldnt matter.
4. porn - Cause i'm a pervert.
3. stuff with computers - It would be great to know something about, let alone make millions doing it.
2. Rock Star - Hell yeah!http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/music/musik19.gif
1. professional sports - Doesnt matter which one, really. If I could make millions playing sports that would rule.
i want to get paid to post on a forum all day!#@!
OH WAIT!! I DO!@#! :hyper:
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-23-2006, 04:24 PM
i want to get paid to post on a forum all day!#@!
OH WAIT!! I DO!@#! :hyper:
:highfive: IT'S A GREAT GIG IF YOU CAN GET IT!@# :D
:highfive: IT'S A GREAT GIG IF YOU CAN GET IT!@# :D
Yeah, but I'm definitely not paid ENOUGH to do it. :hmpf
yeah, i could definitely go for a raise!@@
BOSSENTINE!@#@! DOST THINE NOT SEE HOW MUCH POSTING I'M DOING!!? THAT'S GOTTA BE WORTH A FEW MORE BONES!@#!@#
SigEp316
02-23-2006, 04:35 PM
5. Professional Gambler
4. Professional Athlete (prolly NBA or MLB, they make the most loot)
3. Sales Manager for Lucky Fuck Hot Dogs
2. Plastic Surgeon (specializing in breasts)
1. Be Swerski (Google empire words)
:points:
Gutter
02-23-2006, 04:40 PM
1. Be Swerski (Google empire words)
Somehow this seems like a sentence, not a dream.
Scatterjack
02-23-2006, 06:50 PM
Paris Hilton I can understand, but Trump? Doesn't he do a buncha stuff to be rich?
Also mechanical engineer isn't all it's cracked up to be! HTH!
I came ridiculously close to quitting my job, selling my house and going backto UVA for my ME degree this semester. I chickened out on the last possible day.
DuckStupid
02-23-2006, 07:56 PM
1) Fish
2) Areola inspector
3) Gator Hunting
4) Occupational Therapist
5) Treaty Analysis
Not necessarily in that order.
treaty analysises??! i would think anyone could do that for a job because the answer is no one wants to do that so there is tons of job availability!@#!#@
DITKANATE!@#$@#$@#$
02-23-2006, 08:28 PM
like anyone cares what the hell a treaty says!@#$@#$ you totally wouldn't even have to read it!@# you could just take the treaty to your office and come here and read some of the worst threads ever and maybe :jerk: a bit and whatever else you wanna do, then come out of your office and proclaim DAHHH THE TREATY LOOKS GUD!@#$ :dopey:
and no one would ever even know!@@#$@#$@#$
Orgazmo
02-24-2006, 12:23 AM
Cartographer
Vulcanologist
Forest Ranger
Snowmobile guide
Get rich selling How to Get Rich books
Aww hells yeah! :jig:
Dr. Rosenpenis
02-28-2006, 05:07 PM
2. Stock Trader
That seems like a pretty attainable #2 dream job. Why don't you just go do it?
fervid ro
02-28-2006, 05:23 PM
1. musician
2. artist-painting and printmaking
3. sailing/boating
4. vintner
TD Ryan
02-28-2006, 06:22 PM
That seems like a pretty attainable #2 dream job. Why don't you just go do it?
RibisiBoilerRoomwords!
Gutter thinks the job is just like Hollywood says it is and whatnot. :hyper:
fricker66
02-28-2006, 07:43 PM
1. Pro Golfer
2. Pro surfer
3. Musician
4. Design/Architecture
5. Beach bum
Gutter
02-28-2006, 07:46 PM
That seems like a pretty attainable #2 dream job. Why don't you just go do it?
I don't think I could earn a living off of it. I'm not talking about being a mook on the floor on wall streetmaking other people money, I'm talking about sitting on my deck at home with my laptop, generating income from my portfolio.
Gutter
02-28-2006, 07:48 PM
RibisiBoilerRoomwords!
Gutter thinks the job is just like Hollywood says it is and whatnot. :hyper:
The Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey D's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I'm going the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I'm becoming a stock broker.
Dr. Rosenpenis
02-28-2006, 08:43 PM
I don't think I could earn a living off of it. I'm not talking about being a mook on the floor on wall streetmaking other people money, I'm talking about sitting on my deck at home with my laptop, generating income from my portfolio.
You want to be a day trader. I know people who do that and make a good living. You could probably access the system remotely too ie your deck.
Gutter
02-28-2006, 08:54 PM
You want to be a day trader. I know people who do that and make a good living. You could probably access the system remotely too ie your deck.
day trading implies buying and selling positions in one day, I'm more or less just talking about generating income from investing, whether it's day trading, holding high yield equities, or what have you.
SigEp316
02-28-2006, 10:14 PM
day trading implies buying and selling positions in one day, I'm more or less just talking about generating income from investing, whether it's day trading, holding high yield equities, or what have you.
I think you should suck cock for a living...you could prolly do that from your deck@#!#$@$%
HTH#@!
!#@$@# is getting gay
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