View Full Version : Edge signs with goddamn Cardinals
mcbokonon
03-12-2006, 06:57 PM
In a move designed to fuck over my fantasy team, Edgerrin James signed with the Goddamn Cardinals today. (http://www.azcardinals.com/news/detail.php?PRKey=793)
"Yeah, bend over Bonky and take it like a man," James was quoted as saying as he was leaving Cardinals' headquarters.
"Hey, you live in Tempe, right? Maybe you can come to the stadium and I'll fuck you live and in person," he added.
In a move designed to fuck over my fantasy team, Edgerrin James signed with the Goddamn Cardinals today. (http://www.azcardinals.com/news/detail.php?PRKey=793)
"Yeah, bend over Bonky and take it like a man," James was quoted as saying as he was leaving Cardinals' headquarters.
"Hey, you live in Tempe, right? Maybe you can come to the stadium and I'll fuck you live and in person," he added.Arrington owner?
That's some pretty serious talent on Off that Denny has compiled. Not sure Kurt Fumbler is the QB to lead it, but Boldin, Fitz, and Edge gives him firepower equal to what he had in Stl.
Orgazmo
03-12-2006, 08:05 PM
Hey, now that's how to fucking post some fucking news right there! :highfive:
mcbokonon
03-12-2006, 08:07 PM
Arrington owner?
That's some pretty serious talent on Off that Denny has compiled. Not sure Kurt Fumbler is the QB to lead it, but Boldin, Fitz, and Edge gives him firepower equal to what he had in Stl.
No, Edge owner. Their line sucks. They have a lot of pounds but little talent. I'm assuming they'll address the issue. They better. :screams:
mcbokonon
03-12-2006, 08:08 PM
Hey, now that's how to fucking post some fucking news right there! :highfive:
Those are actual quotes. :dunno:
Orgazmo
03-12-2006, 08:09 PM
Nice. Two Edge owners with glass-half-empty and glass-half-full points of view. :popcorn:
mcbokonon
03-12-2006, 08:14 PM
It could work out ok. There's nobody to vulture TD's here, which is good. With Fitz and Boldin, opponents have to respect the pass and can't really stack the box. I'm just hoping the Cards will address the "Let 3 guys fly into the backfield immediately after handoff" issue they had going for them.
It could work out ok. There's nobody to vulture TD's here, which is good. With Fitz and Boldin, opponents have to respect the pass and can't really stack the box. I'm just hoping the Cards will address the "Let 3 guys fly into the backfield immediately after handoff" issue they had going for them.
The O-line is a major concern, but I hope as do you that if you are going to spend the $$ on a top RB that you will also address the run blocking. I just think overall for the offense of Ari the talent level is pretty high now.
nobody
03-12-2006, 08:34 PM
I picked up Dominic Rhodes in my dynasty league just in case James signed somewhere else. I guess I'm some sort of fantasy genius. Laud me now.
Orgazmo
03-12-2006, 08:37 PM
I picked up Dominic Rhodes in my dynasty league just in case James signed somewhere else. I guess I'm some sort of fantasy genius. Laud me now.
Congrats on owning an undersized, oft-injured, free agent walk-on. :D
mcbokonon
03-12-2006, 08:37 PM
Laud me now.
You are awesome. AWESOME!
mcbokonon
03-12-2006, 08:38 PM
Congrats on owning an undersized, oft-injured, free agent walk-on. :D
...that will be replaced via free agency or the draft.
nobody
03-12-2006, 09:13 PM
I guess he's not for reals. :nono:
I guess he's not for reals. :nono:
Neither are the USA Fast Guys. God, the offseason has fucked me so bad. :sadbanana: I would kill for a Dominic Rhodes. Kill!!!
:eek:
I will have you know that the first place I heard this news was FAI.
FAI!!!@# :hyper:
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