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mcbokonon
03-14-2006, 09:05 PM
Hi everyone. How are things? :jig:
Orgazmo
03-14-2006, 09:07 PM
Get off my lawn, fockin moonies!@# :screams:
mcbokonon
03-14-2006, 09:08 PM
O has moonies on his lawn. Anybody care to offer some assistance?
S.D. Jones
03-14-2006, 09:09 PM
I haven't done a minute of real work since lunch.
mcbokonon
03-14-2006, 09:12 PM
SD Jones is fucking the man in the ass. Please provide some accolades.
dolfan06
03-14-2006, 09:12 PM
I've been working since 2:30.
S.D. Jones
03-14-2006, 09:13 PM
I've been working since 2:30.

I know what dolfan sounds like now.
mcbokonon
03-14-2006, 09:13 PM
dolfan, on the other hand, is not fucking the man in the ass. Please provide some support.
fricker66
03-14-2006, 09:13 PM
I have a meeting that will last 12 hours tomorrow, so I really wasn't too concerned about billing today.:hyper:
mcbokonon
03-14-2006, 09:14 PM
Also, after I had one beer at lunch, I'm on number three of a six pack of Four Peaks 8th Street Ale. I might be drunk already. I hath becometh what I used to maketh fun of.:wigglypea:
Bill Swerski
03-14-2006, 09:16 PM
I had a 4Pm meeting with my attorney that I blew off to talk to a bunch of jackasses on a conference call. When I showed up 25 minutes late, he refused to see me. Now, I have to stay in Buffalo for an extra day.
fricker66
03-14-2006, 09:17 PM
I had a 4Pm meeting with my attorney that I blew off to talk to a bunch of jackasses on a conference call. When I showed up 25 minutes late, he refused to see me. Now, I have to stay in Buffalo for an extra day.

Rule #1. Never blow off your attorney.
Rule #2. Particularly if it forces you to stay in Buffalo.
S.D. Jones
03-14-2006, 09:23 PM
a bunch of jackasses on a conference call

:sadbanana:
mcbokonon
03-14-2006, 09:24 PM
:sadbanana:

I assume Swerski also includes himself amongst the jackass group.
PartyHair
03-14-2006, 09:39 PM
Also, after I had one beer at lunch, I'm on number three of a six pack of Four Peaks 8th Street Ale. I might be drunk already. I hath becometh what I used to maketh fun of.:wigglypea:

I KNEW you were drinking already!

And really, what the fuck is a "wigglypea" and does it really look like this: :wigglypea: ?
Steebo
03-14-2006, 09:43 PM
I KNEW you were drinking already!



What do you mean, "already"?
:headscratch:
mcbokonon
03-14-2006, 09:47 PM
What do you mean, "already"?
:headscratch:

You've surpassed me in the drunk rankings. Your words are meaningless.
PartyHair
03-14-2006, 09:48 PM
What do you mean, "already"?
:headscratch:

I'm still at work. My boss doesn't like it when I drink at work. So it seems early to me. :sadbanana:
Steebo
03-14-2006, 09:50 PM
I'm still at work. My boss doesn't like it when I drink at work. So it seems early to me. :sadbanana:

Ahh, I see.

Work, seems like such a long time ago..........
Steebo
03-14-2006, 09:50 PM
You've surpassed me in the drunk rankings. Your words are meaningless.

Urban Legend.:|
CMT
03-14-2006, 10:27 PM
Also, after I had one beer at lunch, I'm on number three of a six pack of Four Peaks 8th Street Ale. I might be drunk already. I hath becometh what I used to maketh fun of.:wigglypea:


someone who gets drunk off 4 beers? :dunno:


lightweightwords :rolleyes:
mcbokonon
03-14-2006, 10:31 PM
someone who gets drunk off 4 beers? :dunno:


lightweightwords :rolleyes:

Yes. I feel great shame.
CMT
03-14-2006, 10:34 PM
Yes. I feel great shame.


You can get that tolerance way up by having only 6-8 drinks a day, every day, for a few years. Also try to gain a few dozen pounds. :yes:
mcbokonon
03-14-2006, 10:36 PM
You can get that tolerance way up by having only 6-8 drinks a day, every day, for a few years. :yes:


I've done this. My tolerance is low because I stopped drinking on weekdays, including most Fridays. Six months ago, I was pound for pound the most alcohol-tolerant person in the goddamn world!@
Steebo
03-14-2006, 10:38 PM
I stopped drinking on weekdays, including most Fridays.


Quitter.:rolleyes:
Steebo
03-14-2006, 10:43 PM
Also, dont you hate it when you are berating someone else for cutting down on their drinking and you spill your fucking whiskey on the keyboard.:wigglypea:
CMT
03-14-2006, 11:46 PM
I was pound for pound the most alcohol-tolerant person in the goddamn world!@

:no:

I can drink a bottle in 3 hours and suffer only slurred speech (which I do when I'm cold sober and tired so, eh). I hate to sound like I'm bragging, but I'm proud of what a good drunk I am.
Scatterjack
03-15-2006, 12:37 AM
You can get that tolerance way up by having only 6-8 drinks a day, every day, for a few years. Also try to gain a few dozen pounds. :yes:

Cirosis of the liver is pretty greta
mcbokonon
03-15-2006, 05:35 AM
:no:

I can drink a bottle in 3 hours and suffer only slurred speech

That's pretty good for a ballsucking, Texan, epileptic fatass. Slurred speech after one bottle? Of what? Everclear?
CMT
03-15-2006, 03:20 PM
That's pretty good for a ballsucking, Texan, epileptic fatass. Slurred speech after one bottle? Of what? Everclear?


Bring it on you skinny, gay, homeless, alcoholic-posuer#!@# I got chuncks of guys like you in my stool@#$$# :madani:


:unsure:


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